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Imagine if Lillies have stained your favorite knitwear or blouse as you "accidentally *" brushed by them ( It happens ...)


Take a roll of a "well know adhesive tape" and holding the end reverse wrap it around your hand forming a sticky side out mitten


Then dab the "stained" area gently lifting the pesky pollen off with the tape


Bravo.... job done



Mop brow and fight the urge to drink a large measure of Gin





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*But not a "Tiger Woods accidentally-on-purpose accident "

If your pet snake dosen't want to eat the defrosted mouse you have given him, dont bother trying again as he is probably preparing to shed his skin which can take some time. Once shed then try feeding him again as he is likely to be very hungry by then. Saves on wasting mice and/or a call to the vet!

>Re: Sticky rice new

Posted by: Declan Today, 09:31PM

Woof, perhaps you could have put this post in your Top Tips thread which you have sadly neglected of late. It had potential<


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Declan


Top Tip



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jimmy two times Wrote:

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> If for any reason you need a warm compress try

> putting uncooked rice in a sock and warming up in

> the microwave. It works a treat and can be used

> again and again.


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Jimmers



Do you have a "Rice supply" business ?


Or just a wee obsession with it



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  • 3 weeks later...

Dog owners.


Instead of carrying on with the vain spectacle of cleaning up after your pooch so as to allow the less vigilant pedestrians to avoid the embarressment of treading in dog mess, simply start adding British Rail (or whatever PFI hoodlum now precides) luminous paint to their food. This simple addition will draw the preventative attention of the hapless 'turd trampler', in that the offending article be visible in the dark.


Think 'cats eyes'.

Now is..


The time to look around if you're trading in or up, Christmas is a perfect time to pick up a discarded husband or wife or even

the odd widow.


House prices have dropped or stabilised & remortgages to pay the old him/ her off are hard to get. This can be deferred or even "side-stepped" so NOW's the time to splash out or trade in


Some do come with excess baggage which can effect their later performance,or even unsavory bathroom habits. Don't be put off though, seize the moment.



"Because you're worth it!"




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  • 1 month later...
Beans, beans, beans. Nourishing, filling, versatile and very cheap. The cheapest way to buy them is dried. You then soak the required quantity overnight and boil then next day. Black eye beans and lentils (lentils don't need pre-soaking) are the quickest cookers, needing only about 30 minutes. They can then be used in casseroles, soups, pasta sauces, curries, chilli, pasties, salads - you name it!

daizie Wrote:

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> Beans, beans, beans. Nourishing, filling,

> versatile and very cheap. The cheapest way to buy

> them is dried. You then soak the required quantity

> overnight and boil then next day. Black eye beans

> and lentils (lentils don't need pre-soaking) are

> the quickest cookers, needing only about 30

> minutes. They can then be used in casseroles,

> soups, pasta sauces, curries, chilli, pasties,

> salads - you name it!



mmmm... funnily enough, I ate a pile of steaming haricot beans with a delicious leg of duck and a succulent Toulouse sausage for my lunch.

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