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*Bob* Wrote:

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> Do you think she had to go and find a golf club to

> free him from his car?

>

> Or, er, do you think she, like, sort-of already

> had it in her hands as he, you know, ran out of

> the house and tried to escape at high speed?

>

> (giggle)


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She staged the "crash" apparently after whacking him senseless with a "Wood"


She was seen dragging his body to the "crash site" by concerned neighbors



It's true....

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Even men are now calling up to say that they have had sex with Tiger Woods. This is one example - just listen to this commentator towards the end of this clip, he's having some of tiger for sure.

(For non golfers 1min20secs is the relevant part - "Here it comes...oh my goodness.....oh whaaoooo")



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He is pompous and arrogant and if he makes a mistake using the driver he always curses the photographers as if they have put him off his swing.




I think he married a viking not a Swede, she seems more than ready to fight her corner, and when the divorce comes she will no doubt be looking for large quantities of 'Danegeld'.

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huncamunca Wrote:

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> I seem to have stumbled upon an online UK version

> of the National Enquirer

>

> Coming up next, Britney Spears drives to shops

> without make up exclusive


But was she wearing any knickers? That's the question everyone's really asking.





Right?

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