That old chestnut (part 2)

[EDOldie]

A long time ago the New Statesman had a competition where people had to think up deep and meaningless sayings. The winning entry was 'Never rub bottoms with a porcupine' and one of the runners up was 'He who digs deepest, deepest digs'. Any more up to date suggestions?

[HonaloochieB]

'In life it's best to be notorious rather than questionable'

[HonaloochieB]

'Once upon a time, time was not'

[HonaloochieB]

'Is that a death rattle or are you humming selections from Lou Reed's 'Metal Machine Music'?'

[SteveT]

If things don't alter, they'll stay as they are.

[EDOldie]

Perfect HB, how very true on both counts.

[HonaloochieB]

SteveT Wrote:

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> If things don't alter, they'll stay as they are.

But if they do change, they'll get a bloody sight worse.

Aaaiiy thenk you.

[EDKiwi]

A laughing goat sheds no moss

[SteveT]

It's more exciting to be infamous than famous

[daizie]

On the other hand.. four fingers and a thumb

[EDOldie]

The washing basket of life is full of soiled clothes

[flapjackdavey]

if you put an egg in a teapot ,you can't pour it out the spout

[woofmarkthedog]

Old man time has missed the boat

Yes indeede

W**F

[Narnia]

Horse sense is that faculty that prevents horses betting on humans.