things that make you feel old

[iaineasy]

wanting a teasmaid next to your bed and thinking you might actually use it.

Im sure there are more that will spring to mind.

hugs as ever

[Ladymuck]

Having to borrow everybody and anybody's glasses because I can't find/see mine anywhere.

[Atila Reincarnate]

Death of a parent

[Pickle]

An innocently made passing comment by a 18/19 year old in which I was compared to his mother!

[HonaloochieB]

Hearing Kasabian, or am I confusing aging with disgust?

[silverfox]

Explaining inches, feet and yards, pounds and ounces and degrees fahrenheit to 'yoof'

[PeckhamRose]

Being out with a mate who's the son of a mate of mine and being asked by his mates if I am his Mum.

Not being bothered to get out and go to the pub (that's truly shocking).

Having a headache in the morning after only TWO pints.

Thinking that today's fashions (that really should be going out of fashion soon please) of wearing beltless jeans around your arse to show off your pants and - apparently - to identify with the American bruds in jail (who have their belts removed for safety) is absolutely bloody ridiculous.

[legalbeagle]

Seeing queue of scantily clad girls outside a night club and thinking "she'll catch her death of cold in that - she really should have brought a nice warm cardy!"

[Atila Reincarnate]

Not knowing where to look when my 19 year old son brings home a scantily clad young lady and introduces me to her!! HELP!!

Edited to save myself from further embarassment.

[EDOldie]

Going on a stag weekend and realising you are the oldest one there.

[The Eye]

"Not knowing where to look when my 19 year old son brings home a scantily clad young lad and introduces me to her!! HELP!!"

And I thought I'd opened all my presents. Tell me Atila, when you say scantily clad young lad, do you mean scantily in the sense that he'd forgot his games kit?

[Bony Fido]

I first realised I was getting on when,in my mid fifties, if anyone asked my age I actually had to think about it, because there's a certain point when your age makes no difference - you're just OLD!!!

[Atila Reincarnate]

The Eye Wrote:

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> "Not knowing where to look when my 19 year old son

> brings home a scantily clad young lad and

> introduces me to her!! HELP!!"

>

> And I thought I'd opened all my presents. Tell me

> Atila, when you say scantily clad young lad, do

> you mean scantily in the sense that he'd forgot

> his games kit?

Whoopsy, I meant LADY

[The Eye]

Did you now.

[Atila Reincarnate]

Oh Yes!!

[The Eye]

A bit eager.

[Jah Lush]

Edited because I've double posted. Oops!

[Jah Lush]

Atila Reincarnate Wrote:

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> The Eye Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > "Not knowing where to look when my 19 year old

> son

> > brings home a scantily clad young lad and

> > introduces me to her!! HELP!!"

> >

> > And I thought I'd opened all my presents. Tell

> me

> > Atila, when you say scantily clad young lad, do

> > you mean scantily in the sense that he'd forgot

> > his games kit?

>

> Whoopsy, I meant LADY

Was she wearing a Freudian slip Atila?

[bob]

All Police men looking young.

Bob S

[The Eye]

The majority of my Christmas presents being either drank or worn. Not played with.

[HonaloochieB]

The Eye Wrote:

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> The majority of my Christmas presents being either

> drank or worn. Not played with.

Your presents were empty bottles and second-hand clothes, TE?

Get some new friends and sack your family.

[The Eye]

"Hearing Kasabian, or am I confusing aging with disgust?"

No. You're confusing Kasabian with age.

[The Eye]

whoops.

[reetpetite]

Going to bed before midnight on New Years Eve .

[nashoi]

Discovering I'm now older than Mrs Robinson.