Ding Dong...

[woofmarkthedog]

"Avon" calling.......

W**F

[brum]

Do you do shimmer lip gloss in rocco rouge, by any chance?

[woofmarkthedog]

*Ding Dong*

Your bells stuck BTW

*Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong*

W**F

[Ladymuck]

Don't know about "ding dong"...but it sounds as though the canine has been on the "bing bong" again!

[woofmarkthedog]

*Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong**Ding Dong*

"Hello is your Dad home"

"NO"

"Oh good here's two bob, bugger off & get some chips, there's a good lad"

[brum]

Excuse me sir, but would you kindly remove your finger from my bell push. All this dinging and donging is most distracting.

[cate]

This is the joke, told correctly.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's the Avon lady and your door-bell is broken........ (and a lot more than that from the sound of the above)

[ratty]

Dennis Is Never Good

Dennis Owns Naughty Gnasher

[SteveT]

Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead, she's gone where the goblins go below tra la la la the wicked witch is dead........

[giggirl]

Fact - Avon's Skin So Soft is the best thig in the known world for keeping away mozzies

[daizie]

King Dong

[SteveT]

Don King

[woofmarkthedog]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Fact - Avon's Skin So Soft is the best thig in the

> known world for keeping away mozzies

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Really

Now that I need , pray how can I get it ?

This dog reacts V badly to those bloomin' pesky mozzers

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[*Bob*]

Those in the know also have exceptionally soft skin.

http://www.alternativeinsectrepellent.co.uk/?gclid=CNynjuTprZ8CFVVu4wodEw3o0w

[giggirl]

You can buy Skin So Soft direct from the Avon site and it's as cheap as chips. I've been buying it for at about 20 years so it's an old (and best-selling) product. Most definitely works as a mosquito and midge repellant and it's shipped in bulk to by the British Army serving all over the globe.

http://avonshop.co.uk/beauty/b/bath-and-bodycare/skin-so-soft.html

The best product is the dry skin oil, but personally I supplement this with the bath oil as I have dry skin. This two pronged attack works for me and I never get bitten. I don't think it works for everyone though. Here's a testemonial/discussion:

http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/hubb/staying-healthy-on-the-road/avon-skin-so-soft-anti-40852

[woofmarkthedog]

At last ...

I have found "The Grail"

W**F

[katie1997]

didn't know where this thread was heading but someone beat me to the wicked witch is dead.

I can fully wholeheartedly endorse SSS (Skin So Soft) as giggirl said, the BEST midge-repellent ever. I heard it was used by the military too but no idea whether thats true...Its sold extensively in the Scottish Highlands, don't buy any others..SSS is all you need.

[Sue]

I don't do drugs, but reading this thread I feel as if I do :))

[woofmarkthedog]

*Ding Dong* merrily on high

This ones for you Sue.....

Tra laa laa laaaaaaa

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