Naughtiness on our streets

[brum]

Last evening, as I was walking down my street from my choir practice, I noticed a parked car with its engine running, no lights on, but there was someone sat in the drivers seat. As I got closer, I saw another person in the passenger seat - and I could see very clearly that she was doing a Gillian Taylforth!! Zut alors!!

They didn't notice me standing there for at least 5 minutes...

Ok I made up that last bit.

The illicit under-belly of Dulwich suburbia exposed, albeit briefly....

[DirtyBox]

you mean you went dogging?

[Ladymuck]

brum Wrote:

> They didn't notice me standing there for at least

> 5 minutes...

>

> Ok I made up that last bit.

Yeah...whatever...

[brum]

DirtyBox Wrote:

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> you mean you went dogging?

...but I don't own a dog.... ;-)

[brum]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> brum Wrote:

>

> > They didn't notice me standing there for at

> least

> > 5 minutes...

> >

> > Ok I made up that last bit.

>

>

> Yeah...whatever...

Merde de chien, LadyM - how very dare you! ::o

[*Bob*]

Was her head moving around the vicinity of the passenger's lap? .. in a rhythmic fashion?

[brum]

...I would describe it more of a 'bobbing' action, *bob*.

[*Bob*]

Careful, brum. She's a sewer, you know.

[*Bob*]

I mean a 'suer'. Sorry, Gillian. Honest mistake.

[Ladymuck]

brum Wrote:

> Merde de chien, LadyM - how very dare you! ::o

hee hee xx

[brum]

Well, the lady could have been relieving her partner of 'pancreatic pain', for all I know....

[Brendan]

It all sounds very intriguing.

Although those of us who are married may assume in our cynicism that they were probably just having an argument about directions, he?d got them lost and she was head-butting him in the nuts for it.

[brum]

.... yes indeed Brendan. A reasonable suggestion. Or perhaps she was simply trying to recover her earring which had fallen down by his feet. Silly me! ;-)

[*Bob*]

I like to thing she bent over to wind down the passenger-side window and then got one of her earrings caught in his fly zipper.

Easily done.

[Huguenot]

I've never had a blow job in a car, I'm slightly envious.

[KalamityKel]

brum you must have very keen eyes...

[brum]

....well I have an eye for certain things, you could say!

[*Bob*]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> I've never had a blow job in a car, I'm slightly

> envious.

(sound of tumbleweed)

[Ted Max]

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Eat them! Eat them!

Here they are.

I would not,

could not,

in a car.

You may like them,

You will see.

[karter]

brum, did KK not drop one of her earings under the table the other night and went under, toward your direction?:)

[brum]

karter Wrote:

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> brum, did KK not drop one of her earings under the

> table the other night and went under, toward your

> direction?:)

...blimey, and I thought I had just imagined it...! ;-)

[karter]

chipolata? Bah! it happened more than once, as i recall.

[brum]

My memory fades so fast these days.....

[computedshorty]

?

[Ladymuck]

brum Wrote:

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>

> ...blimey, and I thought I had just imagined

> it...! ;-)

Nope...I was there...it happened...