Earl Aelfheah Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Just a moan. Why is it that so many people are incapable of parking without hitting the car behind. You are not meant to nudge the car and then roll forward a bit. This is not a legitimate parking technique. I can't keep replacing my number plate. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 What gender are we talkingOr are we ignoring the elephant in the room Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Of is it the French - bumpers are for bumping Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Happens all the time to me. Considered CCTV in front of house previously, but am rarely able to park directly outside my house in my space now so would be a waste of money. Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Aelfheah Posted March 17, 2016 Author Share Posted March 17, 2016 Once spoke to someone who'd parked their 4x4 on my front bumper and they didn't seem to understand why I considered it a problem. Moved it forward, but grudgingly and without apology. Infuriating. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Aelfheah Posted March 17, 2016 Author Share Posted March 17, 2016 You're lucky in some ways Lou. I have to sit in my lounge watching people hit it over and over again. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 May I suggest rah that you consider overnight flexible cushioning around the plate edges to cushion any unwanted attention from other drivers. Not sure if it's legal but I've considered it myself before. The problem is we have more cars and fewer spaces and people will literally try and cram an estate into a space barely big enough for a smart car. Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000XEBI9K/ref=pd_aw_sim_263_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51FVHvAklML&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C69_&refRID=1N1PD9M8ZHC4N7SJ0CHRWell I never! Front and rear bumper guards! Only appear available in the states though. Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
'bout now Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Seabag Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> What gender are we talking> > Or are we ignoring the elephant in the roomExactly how small is your penis? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNorwood Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Louisa Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000XEBI9K/ref=pd_aw> _sim_263_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51FVHvAklML&dpSrc=sims&pre> ST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C69_&refRID=1N1PD9M8ZHC4N7SJ0C> HR> > Well I never! Front and rear bumper guards! Only> appear available in the states though. > > Louisa.I've got a US shipping address, if you wanted to order anything I'm happy for it to go to my US mail box but then you'd have to pay the shipping and import duties on top.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirac Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 'bout now Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Seabag Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > What gender are we talking> > > > Or are we ignoring the elephant in the room> > > Exactly how small is your penis? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 'bout now Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Seabag Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > What gender are we talking> > > > Or are we ignoring the elephant in the room> > > Exactly how small is your penis?I guess this is the problem with the parking issue here, as every man estimates his as 12 inches and tells his lady such, but in reality it's 6 or less, so when he then tries to park a car his depth perception says he has 12 inches between bumpers but it's really only 6 between, he then drives those 12 inches and bang there's the fender blender (as the yanks say) What more can I say 😳 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Every man claims to have double digits in terms of inches. It's a life long disappointment when you realise they must have mastered the metric system better than they did the imperial. Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I thought... no nevermind I'll only get in trouble *grins angelically* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 'bout now Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Seabag Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > What gender are we talking> > > > Or are we ignoring the elephant in the room> > > Exactly how small is your penis?I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in black with tinted windows and alloy wheelsDoes that help? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
'bout now Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Seabag Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> 'bout now Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Seabag Wrote:> >> --------------------------------------------------> > > -----> > > What gender are we talking> > > > > > Or are we ignoring the elephant in the room> > > > > > Exactly how small is your penis?> > > I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in> black with tinted windows and alloy wheels> > Does that help?In terms of an online profile, yes. Thanks. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Seabag Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in> black with tinted windows and alloy wheelsi.e. "a van" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Jeremy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Seabag Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter,> in> > black with tinted windows and alloy wheels> > i.e. "a van"YesBut it's a big fast black one Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I was trying to provoke you into a car argument (thought it would make a nice change from the EDF norm) but not sure I've really got it in me... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Jeremy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I was trying to provoke you into a car argument> (thought it would make a nice change from the EDF> norm) but not sure I've really got it in me...Us guys would get that Jez, so man upWhat are you Jeremy or Jessica? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I mean... 180bhp is OK for a car I suppose. But a 2 tonne van?What do you drive the rest of the time? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Seabag Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Jeremy Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Seabag Wrote:> >> --------------------------------------------------> > > -----> > > I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW> Transporter,> > in> > > black with tinted windows and alloy wheels> > > > i.e. "a van"> > Yes> > But it's a big fast black oneThey say size doesn't matter dear Seabag, but a big fat black one must be ever so pleasing when it comes up throbbing with all that power from behind Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siduhe Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in black with tinted windows and alloy wheels Does that help?Are you Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Siduhe Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in> black with tinted windows and alloy wheels Does> that help?> > Are you Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith?Does he have a small penis? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-975606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Aelfheah Posted December 16, 2016 Author Share Posted December 16, 2016 Daily people are just reversing into my car. I'm so fed up with it. This time they've damaged the badge on the front. Seriously, If you can't park without using the car behind as a buffer, give up driving. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/98405-miserablist/#findComment-1083945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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