My Shed is full of cats

[huncamunca]

Every time I go into the ( well maintained South facing mature )garden, I find another cat, so I pop it in the shed.

Its starting to get a bit stinky now the warm weather is here - any tips on what I shouod do with them ?

[Mick Mac]

Are you near Peckham Station?

[*Bob*]

'Cat soup' is both delicious and tasty (though the ginger ones are acquired taste).

[maxxi]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[huncamunca]

Ive been collecting them for years but this year really has been a bumper crop for cats - the harvest has been truly bountiful in ED

[HonaloochieB]

Huncamunca's being satirical, isn't he?

[Alan Medic]

What's the difference between delicious and tasty?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I think you missed a trick. The Goose Green Fair would have been an ideal opportunity to sell cat-skin hats and coats.

Never mind, next year...

[Burbage]

With a piece of string, a kipper and a paperclip, you could turn a washing machine into a phone charger. Add soap and water and they wouldn't smell so much, either.

[Sue]

maxxi Wrote:

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> My hovercraft is full of eels.

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:)-D

[huncamunca]

bagged another this morning.

[Moos]

Could you incorporate some of your other thematic dislikes into this thread for our amusement? Cats in Italian restaurants in Whitstable, for example? Royalist pasta-loving coastal moggies?

But I don't want to be too prescriptive. Art must have its freedom.

[Brendan]

I know someone with a cat.

[The Minkey]

I knew a cat.

[Tarot]

Is your shed near Pecham station.

[huncamunca]

Lots of cats for sale. various colours. some with collars. buyer collects.

[huncamunca]

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[DJKillaQueen]

Can I order a cat fur coat by any chance :-S

[huncamunca]

Ginger Only Im afriad, theres been a big run on Tabby since kate Moss was seen wearing one recently. I can do you "mink" style gloves.

[Annette Curtain]

Is there room, what with all your back copies of The Gaurdian The Gardian newspapers ?

Must be a big shed.

N(?)

Edited to add "and the Observer"

[huncamunca]

My collection of stolen and imprisoned cats prefer to lay their little cat eggs on the Guardian. Very liberal cats I believe.

[Tolly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

Be careful

[huncamunca]

another litter - 9 of them. Rather ugly mottled grey. Anyone got a hessian sack & a brick & can borrow ? can meet at Peckham Rye pond

[RosieH]

I genuinely have killed a cat in my shed. I didn't have my crossbow to hand at the time.

Hunca, you're all mouth and no trousers.

[reetpetite]

Wish I had a shed :(