Keef

It was nothing special, but to be fair he's having a look at people. Don't like Barry in that position, which is a shame for him because next to Gerrard he's looked really good.

Who is going to believe he just stumbbled acroos this girl dead on her doorstep and thought he'd get his jollies?

Yeah you're away on holiday for 2 and a half weeks, poor you! :X I feel grotty, but that's because someone gave me sambuka last night.

Mrs Keef, Dems and I all enjoyed last night loads, and are well up keeping it up! For the first few minutes I thought I was just going to make a fool of myself for an hour, but once we got used to it it was great fun! May buy some different coloured shuttlecocks to see if they are easier to see when you're looking up in to the bloody strip lights!!!!

Or just join the gym at Dulwich Hamlet and play squash there too. And there's a cheap bar for a well deserved pint after. Everyone's a winner!

Jah I have a feeling that the couple you are talking about may have been my old next door neighbours, they definitely moved in to one of the flats when the school was converted. They were always a bit odd. As an aside, I've always wanted to have a lok in those flats as that was my school.

Behind blue eyes - The Who

Well maybe it's a masterstroke. His lawyer gets them to believe this story, and he does up in a secure psychiatric hospital instead of a prison where he'd probably receive regular kickings.

Yeah I heard that on the radio last night, pretty twisted stuff, and if you are using that as your "defence", then chances are you don't have much of an alibi... Guilty as sin me thinks.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh and by the way I've always paid my way in there and more. Wasn't suggesting otherwise Jah, was referring to another incident involving some friends a good while back.

It is a nice place, and it's a shame, but last time I went in there the glass in the front door was shattered by the co-owner slamming it in a temper, so we moved on. You just can't be like that in front of customers and expect them to carry on coming in. Best mates and giving them all drinks one minute, then telling them they're users and to piss off the next... Not a good business plan.

Innit! There is no need for this nonsense. Footy is footy, we goad a bit about teams and players, but it should never get to personal insults. Besides, Man U and Arsenal are both full of c**ts, so you have a lot in common! >:D< As for tonight, I'm going to go 3-1 England... I think all the players will be trying to impress. They reckon he'll play Rooney up front with Joe Cole behind him... Could work, but I'd rather have Owen up front with Rooney or Cole behind him feeding him.

Sharon Osbourne on ending her management of The Smashing Pumpkins "I must resign due to medical reasons... Billy Corgan was making me sick!"[

But they got rid of the swimwear round I wish we could have a Miss Dulwich show in one of the pubs.

*Walks in to buy a bag of liberal off of Allfornun*

Home learner state?

I suggested it ages ago, but it was felt that a person's spelling mistakes bed to their personality or something. I sometimes paste in to am email to spell check if I'm trying to round at all clever ;-)

Piers I did initially opt for the green, but a light one, and when I read it back before posting I gave myself eye strain so opted for the blue. Wonder what it would be like to live in am eastern european au'pair state.

When she was 9... I don't think I could spell independent when I was 9.

Revelation mother earth - Ozzy Osbourne

Business probably went down hill following the birth of this forum!

Yeah like I say, they don't exist.

For the record, it's not worth getting married for the tax breaks, they don't exist. RE: The running in schools thing, that's not so much the state, as the fear of the teachers about what could happen to them should an accident happen. Mrs Keef was in a school last week, and told me the previous head teacher was in jail as he had allowed a child to jump off a couple of steps (nothing compared to what they'd get up to in a park playground), the child had done so, fallen, cracked it's head and died. The head is in for manslaughter I believe. Sorry, but whilst it seems ludicrous to stop kids running around, I think I'd consider it if it meant me going to jail when 2 of them bumped in to each other and a bone was broken.

But you get one word wrong and end up insulting the daughter of a mob boss and getting whacked. I wish I was going to Bordeaux this weekend for a wine tasting.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Perhaps a dictionary would be better than a tv in the bedroom: independant. Things like this make me laugh. So bloody what if she spelled independent "independant" why does one feel the need to point this out to everyone, it's like saying "look everyone, this person can't spell, they must be a bit stupid". Not very nice, and comes across a fecking smug in my opinion. Sorry PGC, wasn't just meaning you, as others on here do it, but this particular one just made me want to say something.