Keef

Drinks on you tonight if it comes in! ;-)

;-) So is Snorky my evil twin?

Huh? *Using pasta generously donated by new man (in return for a good word to Shambles) whips up a stunning dish to be shared with everyone* *Decides that champers is a bad idea, and gets 2 cold cans of Grolsch out of bag. Hand one to Crystal, knowing that he too is no wife beater, and will avoid the Stella*

Oh no, this was pre Mrs Keef, these days I just send her to the shops!!! JOKE!!!!

*Picks up book on mountain survival techniques in preparation for hike later on* *Has reality check and realises that champagne is going to head and that this may well end up another wasted day*

It's okay Polly, I have Mrs Keef at home (I don't mean that as in wifey at home) :-S But in the past I have seen people in the supermarkets and thought I wish I had the guts to say something witty and charming to her. But instead I'd generally walk past with my head down cursing my rubbishness!

*Smiles to self at Crystal's obvious attempts to look intellectual in front of dulwichmum* *Puts copy of Razzle in bag, knowing Crystal will want it back in the pub later*

That would be so cool (yes I'm an old romantic) :))

That's a great one!!! >:D

Right, next time you see him (keep the faith) remember that he would more than likely love for you to say something, as, believe it not, blokes are usually worse at making the first move than ladies!!!! Blokes who have no fear of the first move are usually slimey gits who want a quick way in to knickers and not a lot more!!! Sorry if that's a harsh generalisation, but based on the people I know, I think it's pretty fair.

*Walks in and steps in small bowl of water* *Looks at Dulwichmum in apologetic way* *Hands CrystalClear copy of Razzle as it seems more on his level* *Sits on "lazyboy" in recline, and closes eyes*

Okay, here goes.... A newly wed couple both of whom are Deaf and British Sign Language (BSL) users, are enjoying their new life together. However, they are having a bit of a problem in the bedroom department, in that once the lights are out, they can't see each other signing, so communication is a real issue.... This is obviously having an effect on their sex life, which is a nightmare, particularly in this, the honeymoon period.... One day they're discussing this, and wife says to hubby (through sign), "I have an idea, when we're in bed in the dark, and you feel a bit frisky, just lean over and give my left breast a quick squeeze to let me know. If you're tired and you just want to sleep, give the right breast a quick squeeze, and we know where we are." Hubby agrees with this, and gets to thinking...... The next day hubby says to wife. "That was a really good idea you had yesterday, so I've been thinking.... If we're in bed and you're feeling frisky, reach over and give my knob a quick tug to let me know. If you're feeling tired and just want to sleep, just reach over and tug it 250 times!" Sorry >:D<

You're such a tw"t sometimes ;-) I mean they say lots of people meet their future spouces whilst in supermarkets. I've seen lots of ladies I wouldn't mind chatting to, but what are you supposed to say!?!?!?!?

I think Snorky generally talks sense! Perhaps the way in which (s)he does it may offend some people, but I think it's fair play. I know this proves nothing, but the other day Snorky did post something about taking Mrs Snorky for a meal, so I'm guessing the Snorky character at least is a bloke.

I hope they improve the lighting on Whateley!!! Just sent an e-mail to Richard asking them to take it in to consideration. It's awful down there, particularly for someone who's sight isn't the best!

They say a lou of people meet whilst doing their shopping.

I saw Porkpie from Desmond's by Peckham Rye once years ago. Think that beats everyone hands down ;-)

*Thinks to self "HOW RUDE", and looks over to Dulwichmum, Ant, And Polly to see if they too are annoyed at interruption of peace* *Chuckles to self at sight of Piers picking up BatDog's mess*

*Edges away from Ant*

Raw fish is so wrong!!! In fact, fish in general isn't a fave of mine I must admit..... Fish finger sandwiches aside of course ;-)

Oh, er I guess I didn't see that there was a page 2, I thought I was getting in there with a full and promt response :-S

*Scoffs at Crystal's suggestion, and decides to prove hardness by doing a few lengths in the cold* *Walks back in teeth chattering, and skin blue* *Puts on big warm gown, and sits in armchair with feet in hot foot spar.... Regains correct skin tone*

Great minds think alike, think we were all typing at the same time there.

CPT is the corner of Underhill Road / Crystal Palace Road. You may be thinking of The Uplands Tavern, which looks modern from the outside, but is really soulless, and not very nice (in my opinion). CPT is a proper pub, divided in to 2 bars, "lounge", and "public". The Public bar in the 70's was the spit and sawdust side, where the beer was a couple of pennies cheaper than on the Lounge side. The lounge was where the ladies and kids would be put on a Sunday afternoon!!! These days, the lounge looks exactly the same (literally), but they have reupholstered the seats recently. The "Public" Bar is the more "trendy" side. To be fair, the pub has its faults, I wouldn't say otherwise. But, it's really friendly, the staff are all ace, and it's a cool place to watch footie / rugby. I like it anyway :)-D

Not sure if this still stands, but in Dulwich park it used to be that the perimeter was the dog running part, and the "inside" ie. within the sandy horse track was a strictly on leads area.