Keef

I don't think I'm crazy. But then, would I know if I were? :-S

A sweetie indeed, who else would be so generous with starbucks coffee ;-)

Why out of interest?

On the bright side, they pay more per hour than most super markets, and they do some great stuff for pennies!!! I like Lidl, but The Sydenham one not Peckham. When I say I like it, I actually hate shopping in there cos they're not particularly nice, and you queue for ever, but they do some stuff that I really like, and it's so cheap! Lamb leg steaks Mmmmm ;-)

Tsk tsk Mark & Huguenot, making this thread ever so slightly risqu?.... I wanted to tell my favourite joke, but think it's probably a bit beyond risqu? ;-) By the way... On a cold, rainy, windy night, a man was walking home from the CPT, up Underhill Road by the cemetary. As he passed the gates, he heard a THUMP! in the darkness behind him. He stopped and turned to see it was a coffin, on its end, thumping from side to side, and bouncing toward him - THUMP, THUMP, THUMP. The man, terrified for his life, turned and ran into the driving rain. Behind him, the coffin came faster - THUMP! THUMPITY, THUMP! The man turned the corner onto his street and ran through his front gate, the coffin right behind him. He dashed in his house, slammed the door shut, but the coffin just smashed its way in and chased the man upstairs. Desperate and scared to death, he bolted into the bathroom and locked the door. He wished he could call the police, but of course East Dulwich Police Station was un-manned, and Peckham would take too long to respond!!! The coffin banged against the door, once ... twice ... and on the third time, the door exploded as the coffin crashed its way into the bathroom. Heart pounding and desperate, the man reached out his hand and grabbed everything and anything that he could throw at the coffin. Razor blades, bathroom scales, towels... but the coffin continued banging from side to side, faster and louder. THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!! The man screamed and reached for the last item on the shelf; a bottle of benylin! He threw it at the coffin... ...and the coffin stopped! >:D<

Hmmm, how do you miss a big dog squatting for a dump??? ::o

Maybe this sound even more grim to some, but I think I'd rather just have a general pee around the borders than leave it in a bucket...... :-$

Someone's got ?'s in front of their eyes ;-)

Classic >:D

Always forget the name, but have always known it as "the mini-mart". Think it's AJ Farmers or something?

Okay this isn't actually mine, was told to me in the pub the other day but feel I have to share it. The version below is pasted from a jokes site, but the version I heard the other day lasted about 45 minutes, which made the punchline even better in my opinion!!! As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys,tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor. His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends. The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his skull. He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told him there was no liability and he could get lost! You can imagine he was rather p****d off with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever. All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE. Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face. Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears. With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. He went back into the bar where the air was now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl. "That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?" "No problem", said Joe "I'm an extractor fan" >:D< Crystal, please please tell your one, you know the one I mean, it's not like you do any work, you have time to type it up!!! ;-)

But as a non driver, it would be nice to pop down the lane.

Wouldn't be a bad thing surely??? I mean not every other shop, like in Sydenham, but one decent one would be a fab thing I think.

Leave Icelands alone please!!!!! New things welcome, but there genuinely are a lot of people who use Iceland as it fits their budgets!!!

Good call Bagpuss, never thought of HSBC.. Okay, HATE HSBC (Although if they give me back my charges, I might grow to love them....) Hate seems rather strong, and don't really Hate anything else.... Not overly keen on Liquorice, The Bishop, The Palmerston. the queues in the post office (though to be fair, that's the same everywhere). The Burger place (mainly because of the bad acoustics in there... Done my head in! Don't mind The EDT, The Butchers, Iceland. Rather like The Black Cherry (but gets a bit crowded for me). Really like Inside 72 (but gets far far too busy for me!) LOVE Walking round the corner to The CPT!!!! :)-D

Cool, what do you charge? My usual hitman has been upping his prices, so I'm looking for quotes...

Yeah, when everyone's talking about it ;-) Only pulling your leg mate.

Don't worry mamafeelgood, I have no idea what they're talking about either, and I'm a social animal :)-D

I thought the actual game play was shown rather well. It's good to be optimistic, I learnt that whilst in Australia during the Ashes ;-) Saw the Saints threw away a 2 goal lead last night!!! :))

Fair point.... We SHOULD get there though....... :-S

Indeed!!! West Indies looked good in the opener though, and England could meet them in the super 8's which is a bit of a worry! :-S

Who did she play in EE?

Bagpuss78, that sounds fab, just what we need! Dulwichmum, not only can she play the triangle, but I believe Crystalclear will give her a couple of lessons!!! Shambles, it's okay, we're rehearsing in the newly soundproofed music room! >:D<

*Enters room, looking pale having spent night sleeping on pool table in Rancho Relaxo* *Spots Dulwichmum, and holds up blackberry* *Gives blackberry to DM, and smiles sheepishly, as can't quite remember what happened in Rancho Relaxo* *Heads outside for a refreshing wake up swim...... Hopes the pool has been cleaned!!!*

*Wakes up with very sore head... Sees huge beatle on the floor near jukebox, no wait, eyes start to focus... Realises it's a smart Blackberry mobile..... Remembers DM using one... Thought of DM leads to coffee cravings!!!!!* *Picks up phone and heads towards the quiet room*