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Why was 6 scared of 7? Cos 7, 8, 9!!! :)) Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo :-S

Certainly, wear a beanie, and make some shapes :))

Good old Ana. *Smiles appreciatively at dulwichmum. Makes mental note to hire Eastern European Au pair*

As we now have our very own music room, and lots of music fans, lets start up the EDF Band...... Line up could include Huguenot on the 80's symph and backing vocals. Mockney Piers on Spanish Guitar Crystal on the triangle! Dulwichmum, I was going to go for lead vocals, but perhaps the harpsichord??? Shambles I see you playing bass..... Snorky can add some "rhyming".. Word. CRAZYNURSE can do some thrash metal style angry shouting. I shall play the guitar B) Andrew Black can be official photographer. Maybe we could be called the BatDogs, then we'd have a ready made mascot! Anyone is welcome to join the band, just let us know what your role will be.......... >:D<

*Nods knowingly at Crystal, sharing his pain*

*Screams silently, and hides from the daylight* *nips out and dives headfirst in to cool swimming pool* *Climbs out feeling refreshed and alive. Pulls up lounger next to Mockney's, sips a cocktail, passes out..... Burning in sun* B)

*walks in, looks around, decides this is the perfect place to nurse Monday morning hangover* *spots dulwichmum, and realises that a starbucks coffee might help hangover.......... remember that I hate coffee, and decide on red bull* *finds darkest corner and curls up in a shivering heap*

A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian by Marina Lewycka Very funny, and surprisingly informative!

No he's not from ED. I just mentioned him cos I used to work with him about 3 years ago. I haven't actually seen the programme, but another former colleague (who hated him) pointed it out.

I've not seen it, but a friend I used to work with emailed me telling me that a guy called Joe who used to work here (Occupational Therapy) is on it.... Bit of a twat!

They do indeed play there.

I love going to see The Pogues at Brixton for their yearly christmas gigs, Fairytale in New York just makes you feel festive, and the Academy just turns in to a big Irish pub for the night ;-)

Fair play, I stand corrected. Still wrong in that context though ;-)

Now I don't want you to take this the wrong way, and I'm not starting a row, but can I just point out that FISHES isn't actually a word ;-)

A year in the merde AND Merde Actually by Stephen Clarke, good for a laugh ;-)

I too noticed that it had been deleted. It was meant as a joke, and I'm absolutely certain that it wouldn't have caused any libel threat. This whole Libel thing is a bloody joke! For the record, a lou worse is said about the NHS every day, a lou of which is by it's staff!

Kathryn, you thought right, Cheers is the one on LL. Think someone was mixing up Cheers and The Drum.

I too heard the story of the White Woman being attacked, but could have just been urban legend... Anyway, according to a CPN that I know, she is now sorted, and living happily without the old look, so that's good :-)

I've seen them around. Does anyone remember the tall balding black guy with the long coat who used to hang around outside 7 - 11 and tell anyone passing to lend him a pound.... It was said in such a fluent, well practiced way, that it sort of went "lemyapound". He hasn't been seen in Dulwich for years, but I believe he's now plying his trade in Camberwell. Also, who could forget the tall "White woman"? Now she was pretty scary (6)

Went to see Jet a Hammersmith Apollo last night. For those who don't know them, they're a Melbourne outfit. Jet are not a band you'd ever accuse of originality, they sound like AC/DC, and the Rolling Stones, with bits of Beatles, Oasis, U2 and various others thrown in... However, they're good at what they do, and it was a fun energetic gig, and the lights were fantastic, although my friend felt they were a bit too much, as it made it quite difficult to actually watch the band, and people were turning their heads away so as to avoid having their retinas burnt out!!! Also, for anyone in to their rock, it's rumoured (please let it be true), that the reformed Smashing Pumkins will be headlining Reading this year along with the Chilli Peppers..... Saw the Smashing Pumkins when I was about 16 (around 94), and it was the loudest gig I've ever been to!!! >:D<

Just a fad perhaps? ;-)

Not a particularly articulate one either...

God bless that man, he even got to be killed on the Death Star for failing Lord Vader! B)

Ahhh cheers Mockney... Although I sort of wish I hadn't asked for that, as now I'm depressed at being in grotty Woolwich!!! Want to go back to Australia!!!!!! :'( On a brighter note, Nathan's flying back over in 4 weeks, so we must welcome him by getting very drunk! :)-D

Huh? :-S