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Keef

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  1. Keef

    a joke

    Hurrah ;-) Although I liked Piers' Pirate joke! >:D<
  2. *Collapses on to pool table... Starts snoring*
  3. That's good to hear, because the one problem with The Hearne in the past has been the fact the service was anything but friendly!
  4. What is it?
  5. Left alone and rather drunk... Shrugs, pours another drink, puts more tunes on and continues dancing ;-)
  6. Can the BatDogs rehearse in here please?
  7. But wait, just as Crystal turns to DM for approval, the white ball rolls in after the black, making Keef the victor! ;-) So happy, pours everyone another drink and starts dancing to DM's selections!
  8. Misses an easy shot, Crystal firmly in control. Need another drink!
  9. *Winks at DM. Breaks, 1 ball down* Looks like I'm reds.
  10. Bloody Hell, Dulwichmum has just walked in in a CK bikini, that could put Crystal off his game!
  11. Okay Crystal, you break. Looks like Mark is playing the winner...
  12. Hurrah, 7 balled you in the second ;-)
  13. Keef

    Quiet room...

    *Tip-Toes in and pours another couple of drinks to take to Rancho Relaxo for pool competition with Crystal*
  14. Oh dear, sure we've been here before.
  15. 02072772928 Is the one I've got in my phone, but I probably got that from a website too.
  16. All good dude, beer, darts, music?
  17. Not a problem I've ever had there, but there you go.
  18. Keef

    Quiet room...

    *Comes awake at sound of ice clinking in glass.... Has an idea...... borrows one of Piers' glasses and some ice.... Heads to top shelf, pours very large JD with a dash of coke* *Heads out to "Rancho Relaxo" den, sips drink, closes eyes, floats away on memories* :)-D
  19. Keef

    The EDF Band

    Ah the double bass pedal, I love Metallica!!!! (6)
  20. Keef

    Quiet room...

    *Having nearly drowned due to missing beer incentive, makes mental note to hurt Crystal at first available opportunity....* *Enjoys cheesecake, and decides to take a nap in the hope that the stomach ache will go away* *Dreams about drinking beer, and hitting Crystal over the head with giant fish finger*
  21. Dory is cool! >:D
  22. Keef

    Quiet room...

    *Decides to go for swim in freshly cleaned pool so as to burn of some calories and make room for thirds* *Places pint of beer at each end of the pool as insentive to carry on going*
  23. Keef

    Quiet room...

    *Wishes he hadn't eaten so many bloody fish fingers, as Piers tray looks so good... Considers sticking fingers (not fish) down throat, but decides that no snack is worth an eating disorder*
  24. You were during your pop career :-S
  25. Keef

    Quiet room...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Starts choking on fish finger sandwich* *Looks around apologetically for outburst* *Makes Crystal a fish finger sandwich from the tray PILED HIGH with hot, crispy fish fingers* *Offers Mark more tartare sauce*
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