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Lidl

Ok but you better not hold out on me, biatch.

Chavs

Big bloody Brother

But not as young and vital as you Bob - plus I'm sure he'd give u a few quid to say thanks.

Nah we all know how crap our football team are!

Or afterwards! Maybe it would be better if you go and visit the poor old sod instead.

I could have offered to use my stap-on

Leaders

Casual sex and swinging. Courvoisier. Normality. Lack of danger. Fashion.

Go Brendan!

Haha, nah there is nothing wrong with Maurice that counselling and a good shag couldn't fix - not that I'd want to volunteer or anything!

Where has our grumpy old friend Maurice got too? We all know he's old and lonely so maybe we need to send out a search party to make sure he's not laying in his halway after a fall and praying for someone to knock on his door. Maurice, come back, all is forgiven!

But wouldn't be unusual!

Hahaha thanks Loz!

Brilliant and very inspiring! I read a few books on permaculture and forest gardening that use the idea of layering to get as much food from a small space as possible. You rely on the varying height of the layers ie the tree layer , then the shrub layer then the herb or veg layer and also the different times they all need sunlight for their leaves and fruit. So far, in my front & back gardens I have planted a family tree (mix of apricot, nectarine and peach), a cox apple tree, a grape vine, 5 redcurrant bushes, 3 blackcurrant bushes, 2 blueberries, a gooseberry, tayberry, plum tree, 2 nut bushes and rhubarb plus perpetual spinach and cabbage. I have my herbs seperate in pots because I'm not sure where I want them to be in the final scheme of things. I have given up my allotment because Mottingham is too far to go so will have to try to find space for my annuals, like beans, tomatoes etc in my garden - not sure how! Plus I now have the chicken coop - sans chickens at the moment, but when I get some time I'll rectify that! You have to look at what plants need more sun than others and more drainage etc to maximise growth, but I'm a novice to this too, so I'm just going to see what thrives and what doesn't. I've only had a garden since last February and when I moved in it was a jungle of brambles, so this will be the first summer with my new fruit & nuts growing. I'm sooo excited!

Woke up with hangover. Splashed cold water on my face. Dragged my clothes on and had tea and toast. Took dog with me to Green meeting in Archway cos didn't have time to walk him. Debated Green issues for hours. Took dog to massive park in Archway and ate Sunday Lunch. Decided I was still too hungover to be arsed going back for afternoon session so went home. Lay around my house. Had a brandy. Felt better. Washed two loads of clothes. E-mailed, Forumed & Facebooked. Had some more brandy. Felt even better.

I'll have an Appletons if you have any, thanks.

haha are you actually going to ramble or just join?

eeew yuch, I feel sick about the fact that I fancied him when I was about 7, and no doubt he would have reciprocated.

Who is Gary?

Of course!

Which bit?

Sweet dreams!

or the dough!