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SeanMG - but you know she is sooo right.

Reply to MrsC - I know, I nearly choked on my dinner!!! Keep it up Ms Dizzy!

gathering his strength methinks!

Hahhahahahahahaha (falls off chair!!!)

I have often been referred to as a geezer-bird, so am hurt that Mr dale thinks butch and manly birds like myself are not sexy. He has obviously never had the pleasure of being choked unconsious by the strong thighs or biceps of a muscular woman!

I want to pretend I'm a farmer. I'm gona give them a go anyway, so naysay as much as you like old geezer!!

I prefer mine at Easter

Haha, but I want to keep chickens, (stamps feet!)

Don't you think my dogs would scare the rats off, or would I need a cat? Would a cat try to eat the chickens? I'm sure some people keep chickens in London successfully.

I've been scouring the net for chicken houses and chickens to get myself set up with free-range eggs from my back garden, but it's all a bit confusing and fairly expensive. I think I want about 5 chickens and a hen house with a run, but there are so many different types and prices vary from ?80 to ?400 for a small 5 chicken hen house. Any ideas or advice would be most welcome!

Something else that just occured to me, is that if I met a guy who was nice, and good in bed, I'd be scared sh!tless so I'd probably sabotage the relationship before he realised what a nightmare I am!!

"...it is only fair to note that many blokes find the beer swilling ladette routine equally unattractive." - really? It always worked for me!! Haha Xanthe - I usually do tend to find my guys under stones, possibly because I hate being patronised, as it's easier to feel superior with pond scum!!

I have just put radio 4 on to hear the news, but they haven't mentioned it yet. OMG I can't beleive she's been assasinated. Watching the situation develop over the past couple of months has been awful. I never thought Musharaf would have the front to actually get rid of her. I'm totally shocked.

Keef - This is true, but I never seem to meet nice guys who can shag, but maybe that's cos I'm a bit of a hard-faced cow anyway (and scare off the nice ones)!

"I'm not prepared to settle for anyone who I don't feel is right for me. Will probably be single forever but I'll more than likely be happier that way!" - I've always had to have the physical chemistry in my relationships, so have ended up with a bunch of arseholes. I have tried to get my kids to do things the other way round, make sure their partner is nice, respectful and then teach them how to have a good sex life - but my son has very recently split from his lovely girlfriend of 5 years, because the sex fizzled out. He's still good friends with her, but has now turned into a dog with 2 tails following up all the crazy but exciting girls who liked him but were off limits because he was in a relationship. He blames this change in his behaviour on having my genes! He is a lovely bloke and I'm proud of him, but maybe some people have different physiclal needs and no matter how much you like someone, if they can't light your fire, it just won't work. But it also seems, (in my vast experience of these matters!!) that when you do go for the ones who light your fire, they tend to be crap in all kinds of other ways, so you are destined to have a string of failed relationships. So the choices seem to be: stable and boring, or exciting and doomed!!

What kind of woman was she? Where did you meet and how? How long where you together? Did you know eachother for long before you got together? Was she sexy and adventurous when you met, or more shy and retiring? What kind of guy are you? What sort of things get you excited in life? Are they the same things that get her excited? Did ahe give any clue's previously that she wasn't happy? did you listen to them? It seems strange for something like this to come out of the blue but then some people are less able to express their feelings than others. Hope you aren't taking it too badly, it takes a while to get over a break-up, even if you wanted it.

I think I'd like to go 20 years into the future and swot up on everything that had happened in those 20 years. Then I'd go back to present day and start spouting prophesies so i would be worshipped and could take over the world. Nyaahahahaa (evil laugh).

I may have a window left to squeeze you in!

Well that's my diary filled up for the next month! I am willing to start a waiting list tho! Come on guys don't be shy, put your names up and get busy!

That's all a bit oedipal!

See new singles thread!

Ok, no farting about, put your names down and start PM-ing. I'll even go first. ME! Haha

I'm a dog owner and do think it is better to have a dog free area, either as it is, or switch to the other side of the fence. I think the only problem is that the gates need to be self-closing because few dogs will be able to resist going through a gate that has been left open, which doesn't make it very dog free! If the fence is removed, I think there should be an investigation into why so much money was spent on it in the first place and if the person/people responsible put it in without proper consultation they should be held to account.

Maurice, I'll sawp my council house in East Dulwich for yours in Camberwell if you like. I love the houses in Camberwell and was used to living in a dump, so I'd be like a pig in sh!t, especially as my daughter lives down the road! (obviously before I moved to the prestigious ED!!)

"Why can't pop stars gracefully retire instead of going past their sell by?" - the same reason the rest of us can't!!