ChavWivaLawDegree

And that means you!

Sit down and shut up all of you! I'm keeping the whole class in for detention.

Try my old area, Elephant & Castle - loads of junkies to campaign about, you'd have endless hours of fun.

yuch - i'm not sure about their flexible return policy tho! As for cat pooh, get a scary dog or two and I can guarantee you won't get cat shit in your garden.

Yes but my point is, why should us women have to go all the way to Turkey. You guys can spend the price of a good lunch and get ur needs catered to in your fag break, but we would have to fork out for air fare, hotels etc and take time off from our busy schedules to do it! I want to start a petition: "We the undersigned believe in equality of the sexes and want a cheap man-brothel to cater for our womenly lusts that is open from 11am till midnight, doesn't cost more than a couple of lattes and a sandwich in Cafe Nero, and doesn't involve us having to cook, clean or reciprocate in any way other than fiscally"

Haha - Nosh = eating (hopelly not literally) a part of a guys anatomy

"As long as I don't have to develop a drug habit to justify my choice of lifestyle!" - no that's optional

What about the little girls?

This and the Porche posts have had me laughing so loud I'm scaring my neighbours! I was gonna say you can get it for ?10-20 in Soho if you fancy something more sleazy, but then it got me thinking. Why isn't there a Soho for women? Why don't women have places they can visit with a gang of their mates, all tanked up and buy a bloke for a tenner each? Do you think I'd be able to turn Underhill Road into a ladies Soho? Anyone want to be my biatch? Ladies, do you fancy a bit of the other when the old man's busting a gut in Canary Wharf? I'd test drive all the talent first to make sure they are up to the job. It might just work, what do you reckon?

I wouldn't know a sloworm if I fell over it

I know it's a bit sad

"But Chav, you have a law degree! Nero" - sorry, old habits die hard!

Good old fashioned Bobbies, ahh I remember them well!

Haha, I wish my ex had owned a flash car I could have trashed!

I was really responding to some of the more negative posts condemning junkies, and blaming them for their addictions, but this is an area I feel strongly about for obvious reasons. Hope I didn't put you off your Pimms.

Haha, Thanx SeanMG

I can hear a pin drop!

Haha must have

Maurice - This is not a personal battle, and I am glad you and your family are safe and well. But do you really believe it's about choice? I did not choose to have an alcoholic, abusive mother. I grew up thinking depression was a normal part of adulthood despite being great at sports, intelligent, quite good looking and a natural optimist. What it takes most people a few years to learn, takes survivors of abuse a lot longer to learn, because our emotional development and self-esteem are retarded.

Haha - So if I do manage to get myself a decent man (not sure if that's an oxymoron), I will have to keep him in the house because the streets of Dulwich will be too perilous for him!

Haha, and I thought I'd moved up in the world moving here from Elephant. Looks like I may have to reconsider gracing the streets of ED after all this carry on!

Except the poor ba*&%$ds who can't get their drug dependancy treatment!

I met a very good looking, intelligent guy who is nearly the same age as me (I've had enough of younger guys to last a life time), doesn't do drugs, keeps fit, drinks only on occasion, whilst walking my dogs in Peckham Rye Park last night. He had a lovely big mastiff type dog, and we got talking for so long about life, politics and stuff, that my daughter sent her boyfriend out to find out if I'd been dragged off and murdered or something. So forget the bars, borrow a dog and go for a walk in the park. I just wish I'd asked him for his number now!

Damn - how come I've never managed to spot this ED underworld stuff going on? I thought I had a good dodgy-business radar!

Maurice - so if tax payers should get a say in how their money is spent, I choose not to spend any of mine on - subsidies for failing financial institutions - BAE systems jobs - The war on 'Terror' - Faith schools - tax concessions for private schools & private hospitals - Tax concession on airline fuel - subsidies for failed/failing PFI's eg Metronet (take them all back into public ownership) - Fatcat payouts for directors of failed/failing PFI's - ?360 per week, per room paid for with Housing benefit, instead of the ?60 they could get normally, for exploitative landlords who provide a crappy breakfast and call their proprty a hostel - Contracts for friends of the politicians to build, supply, and maintain schools/hospitals/transport/sport facilities/the lottery etc and i'll think of a few more later, in the meantime, I'm sure a few of you will have some ideas of your own!