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Pretty sickening. I might just have to get my arse down to the next Bara meeting for real. I haven't been involved in any community stuff here, but if people like us don't bother, people like them will be 'the voice of the community' to the exclusion of others.

Can anyone lend me season 2 pleeeeeze??

I found the girl ok, but the prices are a rip off. I used to pay 50p for half an hour at the Elephant. I wish someone would open another internet cafe as competition, cos my computer is very temperamental but I hate paying 1? for 20 mins. The library is free, but you can't access e-bay or facebook at the library!

What extremists? Al-Crack-eda! Were you expecting a horde of junkies to turn up and offer their view point? No of course not. You knew you could count on the vulnerable to stay where they are - in the background as usual, which is where you want to keep them. You're not the Porche owner are you, by any chance?

Downsouth - or 3. stop letting the theiving politicians squander the taxes they do collect on stuff that keeps the elite happy and screws the rest of us!

Just bring them up as hard-as-nails tomboys, that should do the trick.

I've never used an estate agent for anything, ever in my life, so have no idea why one is hated more than another. Please enlighten me. Why does everyone hate Foxtons? Is it because they are a chain (I hate chains too) or is it something more than that?

Jumping jacks and aeroplanes? Are they mega fireworks or something? Sound better than bangers!

You go Siduhe!!

Brendan - "I just have an inbred genetic problem with authority" - are you sure we are not related?

I'm using cognitive behavioural therapy to slowly reduce my dependance.

Done it before - horrible f*&(ing experience.

Something I never did as a horrible yoof, but all the horrible male yoofs I knew did, was tie rockets and bangers to frogs and blow them up. Plus all the banger throwing wars and stuff. I get pissed off and cuss them tho if anyone tries to throw one anywhere near me or my kids now that I'm a sensible grumpy old fart.

I thought about going but knew it would be a waste of time. I had some idea the nimbys would be out in force, nothing like threat of devaluation of house prices to get one off ones arse, so I gave it a miss. No wonder the DMC didn't want to consult with that lot! I wouldn't want to either.

Paid for by our taxes.

So don't the kids round here play catch with bangers? It was like living in Iraq at the Elephant for weeks round Guy Falwkes night!

I would love to know what percentage of police resources and manpower are used to protect private companies money like this.

Something I've started seeing, is police cars with two police officers following security vans on their route. they stay with them all day and wait at every pick up. If they are doing this for a lot of private companies, to protect private individuals money, I want at least one cop following me when I have to cycle through the North Peckham estate to visit my neice on the Aylesbury to stop me getting robbed/murdered/raped etc! Do you think these profit making companies who employ security guards to protect this money pay anything to the police for their one to one shadowing? I know BAE didn't have to stump up any cash for the police overkill at the Climate Camp cos I got Jenny Jones to ask the MPA boss, Mr Ian Blair himself. I want to find out why this is happeneing. maybe the security companies should pay out for better training for their guards on a par with police training, instead of getting us to pay to protect their profits.

Well I'm not cleaning up after you. YOu can do that yourself! The pigs were a reference to Bricktop in Snatch. (was that his name?)

Haha - it gets worse believe me, grey pubes start popping up, 'laughter lines' running everywhere, nights out that take 2 days in to recover from. Just do like me, and go into denial!

Paul, wouldn't that depend on how many pigs you have? Or are you an acid man? Amanda

AlanD - your cover is blown!

I have a garage - how much does that add to mine?

Haha

Get what, Keef??