mockney piers

Actually can you new something? Perhaps neologise(d) would have been more appropriate linguistically speaking. Otherwise invent(ed) would do. *god I'm a pedantic shit*

Is it the building opposite the CPT that used to have crazy-half-naked-coke-snorting-elvis-man in it?

does your post contain a banned word like viaggra (deliberately misspelled) or cia.lis as in specia.lise specia.list etc (full stop placed to allow post to appear if you get my drift)? * oops, hadn't spotted the one at the bottom there mark *

I've never tossed an old sock in me life, ye blinker!!!

I've a feeling [19. Do you dream of souping your car up with a spoiler] has some sort of extra weighting. Thems the breaks Alan. Really though, your Toyota Prius would look silly with the blue neon underlighting.

Weeee, cheered up again Herman D?ne - I Wish That I Could You Soon

state educashon / Rebrick Uni First degree/ even redder brick Univesity postgrad work / Worked in a suit (get in them for weddings now). Benjy's rocks! uncanny!!

Well I'm 40% Chav. Of course I take issue with some things. Screw top wine will be more or less standard soon enough Marks & Spencers food hall is ridiculously expensive whether you're stupid enough to pay for it or not. Stella is a mark of middle classness? god help us all. As most Benjy's congregate around the square mile that's an odd measure of chavosity Jordan or Ms Price is very intelligent* and there's nothing wrong with a pot noodle!! *oops got that one wrong, plus she actually looks like she's plummeted down the uncanny valley

I'd love to know where you get your 'inside' knowledge snorky. A man down the pub with a wooden leg? Next you'll be telling us housewives favourite Gary Linekar was an infamous pork swordsman, or something utterly inconceivable like that.

I have it on good authority that (s)he is indeed super human

nm, you get the hang of it after a while.

brought a tear to my eye there captain. Well things from bad to worse with the havoc bro-in-law to be has played. I've just had to suffer Guns'n'Roses cover of Sympathy for the Devil. Stick to the day job guys. Luckily Smog - I Feel Like the Mother of the World came on, and I'm happy again.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo no Fopp. I've bankrupted myself in the Camden branch, one down the road could result in my homelessness

Canteloupe * and i love the implicit assertion in your post that my real name is Mockney Piers!! ;-)

I do like melons, and some might say I'm a hamper short of a picnic.

(Not The Vale)

Aah, but we all know the FA are Man U fans (especially the refs)

ha ha ha ha "Against this backdrop, the Premier League confirmed yesterday that it is now looking at whether [sheffield] United themselves transgressed the U18 rule - a regulation that covers a broad range of offences, and which West Ham broke over Tevez - over the sale of the striker Steve Kabba to Watford in January this year. United insisted that Watford, who paid ?500,000 for the player, could not field him against them at Bramall Lane in April, in a match that Watford subsequently lost. Such clauses are not permitted in transfers between Premier League clubs, and while a similar situation occurred with Everton's goalkeeper Tim Howard against his old club Manchester United, those clubs escaped disciplinary action as there was no formal agreement between them. If the League finds evidence of a rule breach in the Kabba case, theoretical punishments include fines or a points deduction. The precedent of the West Ham case could be used, another irony as United are calling for a points penalty."

Rob Newman was Stevenage's sole alumnus until young Lewis Hamilton. (well, unless you count Barry Hayles, stretching the terms success and fame). Had a peek CWALD, Pilger, nice! Also first I noticed wiv instead of with. Have you read the Book of Dave by Will Self yet? Top Stuff, actually I think neveryone on this forum should give it a go, an awful lot that's relevant to the forumites re changing london, londoners' ways and class differentiation.

Strangely scary, Asset. Well my wet towel flavoured schnapps has left me all melancholy. Can't remember if FnB posted this one, but sod it, it merits a second post if he did. Jeff Mangum - Two Headed Boy Part II

Love the first bit!!! The rest is just saying things change. My dad could equally have one saying, anyone born after 1945 will only have know a divided germany etc. But yeah, the Red Hand Gang rocked!!!!!!!!!

NTV!!! *realisation dawns* yes TNP sounds good to me.

Thanks to someone ripping stuff on my PC, and all that automatic synch stuff, I've just found myself listening to Gabrielle! Gabrielle?!?!?!?! I feel sullied.

in a silly mood so The Easy Allstars - Paranoid Android

Was thinking it might be useful to have a new room where threads that become entrenched in class warfare can go. Going to the lounge makes them hard to avoid. Can we have a 'collective farm' or a 'soviet', gulag', 'popular front' or somesuch?