Read the book but not seen the movie - I?ve met so few forumites that I can think what I like. Bigbadwolf ? no idea, but I see him lighting a dynamite stick with his cigar to the theme tune from ?The Great Escape? HoochieB ? I hear Stephen Fry, but the theme tune is most definitely ?Flash Harry? from St Trinians* . The funniest forumite by furlongs. Rhinestone Cowboy ? no idea, but I really truly want to believe he?s Brad Pitt hitchhiking in Thelma and Louise. (Note to RC ? please let?s not ever meet. Ever.) Anasfield ? very active minx; Emma Peel doing ?keepie-uppies? Lovely Sean ? surely the most bromanced of the forumites? Jah Lush - In my head was Spring from the Double Deckers. How far off the mark could I have been? Keef - I actually do know what Keef looks like, which is a terrible shame because I truly want to believe he's Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow, retired from the sea and got a job with the council. The Peckham Posse ? Rose, Luv, GC ? have they ever been seen in the same place all at once? Moos ? no clue but like the possibility that she could be Dame Moos. The forum needs a bit of class. Woofmarkthedog ? a Heinz 57 variety with attitude and then some. I truly do believe he is a canine with keyboard skills. The Fat Controller ? Alastair Sim?s Headmistress * useless trivia ? the original St Trinian?s gymslip was from JAGS