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Obviusly Keef you're very handsome, but you just haven't worked out how to apply eyeliner. We can re-visit the Johnny Depp issue when you've leaned to paint it black.

Read the book but not seen the movie - I?ve met so few forumites that I can think what I like. Bigbadwolf ? no idea, but I see him lighting a dynamite stick with his cigar to the theme tune from ?The Great Escape? HoochieB ? I hear Stephen Fry, but the theme tune is most definitely ?Flash Harry? from St Trinians* . The funniest forumite by furlongs. Rhinestone Cowboy ? no idea, but I really truly want to believe he?s Brad Pitt hitchhiking in Thelma and Louise. (Note to RC ? please let?s not ever meet. Ever.) Anasfield ? very active minx; Emma Peel doing ?keepie-uppies? Lovely Sean ? surely the most bromanced of the forumites? Jah Lush - In my head was Spring from the Double Deckers. How far off the mark could I have been? Keef - I actually do know what Keef looks like, which is a terrible shame because I truly want to believe he's Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow, retired from the sea and got a job with the council. The Peckham Posse ? Rose, Luv, GC ? have they ever been seen in the same place all at once? Moos ? no clue but like the possibility that she could be Dame Moos. The forum needs a bit of class. Woofmarkthedog ? a Heinz 57 variety with attitude and then some. I truly do believe he is a canine with keyboard skills. The Fat Controller ? Alastair Sim?s Headmistress * useless trivia ? the original St Trinian?s gymslip was from JAGS

I didn't need a licence when I struck oil under my deck.

How touching. And are you the wind beneath his wings?

Sorry Kirsty, Teh Crazybear in Oxford is quite nice http://www.crazybeargroup.co.uk/ Babington House also nice, but not as nice as it used to be http://www.babingtonhouse.co.uk/ This is a good site for lastminute http://www.laterooms.com/ It doesn't help that it's a Saturday night though because I think more people will go away this year. All the more reason to stay home and.... Good luck. Px

Hello isarens and welcome to the forum! Your opinions are perfectly valid so please don't think we're being snide. It's just that the issue of mums versus the rest of ED causes more bun fights on the forum than anything else. Lots of us have already done battle on that front and we own the T Shirt to proove it.

Here we go again. Let battle commence. Everybody put their tin hat on and stay well down in the trenches.

I love Blue Mountain and I'm a monty minor fan

Honey you sound so keen why not just stay home and shag? Spend the money on high heels and lingere instead. Just a suggestion.

*whistling and staring at my shoes* Gosh my shoes are so nice I could just spend the whole day ..... oops and here comes my boss man looking mad.

Slow Train Coming - Dylan

Hang on Hoochie - I think we already established that you're the rebel without a clue on Song Game.

The noise is positively indecent. I can't decide which is worse; the foxes or the cats. Thing is, there's nothing you can do but stare at the ceiling and hope they get it over with quickly - you just can't block it out.

Sooo cute aren't they Moos. They weren't quite so cute when they were screwing in my garden at 4am this morning.

I didn't know where to put this link so here's as good a place as any. Foxes on a trampoline. Beyond cute. Nothing to do with Foxtons. Shoot me. http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2009/02/foxes-on-a-trampoline.html

Give us a clue - please

My mother ate coal when she was carrying me. You can probably buy a supplement now. Welcome Bounty

No consolation, just lots of sympathy.

Half empty My boss is a complete and utter C U next Tuesday. Can't elaborate, it just feels good sharing.

Maybe, but does she have the jewellery?

Florence is a very busy girl. She's supporting Antony and the Johnsons at the Teenage Cancer gig. I cannot big Antony up enough - he is divine. I would post a YouTube link but I'm at work and it's a banned site. Anyway, the last time Antony played a Teenage Cancer gig HE was the support act (Goldfrap). Tickets on sale on Friday. http://concertsfortct.com/

georgina Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Word on the lane is it?s gonna be - > > A heavy metal rock band practice room > > (Glass will be reinforced) Fabulous - will there be a T Shirt you can buy?

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > giggirl Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I've fallen out with the Boss. We're not on > > speaking terms right now. I'm having trouble > > getting my head around his getting into bed > with > > Walmart. > > That bitch Walmart'll get hers one day. Mark my > words. Exactly Hooch. She's a whore and a half who needs a good slap and he had no business going there. Typical man, he's now pulling the "Oh I don't know what came over me and I'm very very sorry" routine. I shall forgive him eventually (before the June gig, obviously), but I think he needs a little time on the naughty step so he can think about what he did wrong.

I can rub my tummy and pat my head at the same time

I have a lot of trouble figuring out what sex forumites are too. Can be awkward. It should be mandatory to declare sex.