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Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I came home from the pub a few years ago and I'd > over done it everso slightly, I was talking to god > down the big white phone, when the missus > enquired, "Are you ok luv", my response was, "Just > get me some water " in a drunken angry voice, she > then flushed the loo with my head still down it. > WONDERFUL. Rock on Mrs Mikecg

Sue - did you bother to check out the price of the baby shoes? Way OTT

Hoochie - wrong thread - not Song Game on here. Or is it.... Wide Eyed and Legless http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdkjFtod_g

On no, and I was just about to blow ?100 on a pair of toddler shoes. You snooze you looze.

Hello, can I come too. I've got nice shoes. Px

Roger Daltrey?

Downbound Train - Bruce Springsteen (I double dare you not to cry)

Shameless vanity BBW. Why didn't you start a thread called "Hello I'm BBW let's all talk about ME". Oh, you did didn't you.

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can't be BBW, ADMIN would have terminated his IP > addy him by now. I have more than one IP address. Work/home.

Alan Brady. Who is he? Sounds like a made up name to me.

Hangover aside Jah, you know you live in South London, right?

Hart Shaped Box - Nirvana

Not judging you jaybee82 - honestly don't know what I would have done. In truth, I really don't know if I would have done more than you. The only thing I can say for sure is that I would have wanted the floor to open up and swallow me. Easy to say things in retrospect but hindsight is always 20:20 isn't it.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thank you thank you thank you....had a wonderful > day and I'm still off my tits but desperatel;y > trying to conceal it in the office, which is > rather difficult. :)) Belated HB. Wish I was a fly on your wall - I'm sure there is much comedy value!

Hmm. I'm trying to think what I would have done if I had been in your shoes; if I turned up on a date and the guy was in a bad way. To be honest, I really don't know.

Maybe this girl behaves like this all the time and is someone who needs to be given a very wide bearth. Or maybe it was a one off and the girl was in trouble and needed some help. However funny it may have looked (and yes it does have a comedy side to it), she's someone's sister, someone's daughter, someone's loved-one. Granted we all need to take responsibility for our own actions and yes, granted it was embarrassing and it didn't help having those rugby guys having a laugh at your expense, but come on, I wouldn't want to think of one of my friends in this position. How is it going to sit with you if you get a call from the police later today to say she didn't make it home? You were in a rotten situation and "date from hell" doesn't begin to cover it - but I think you could have done a bit more before you bailed.

I can't believe I'm posting this.... I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Oh goodness. I feel really sorry for the poor girl. It only takes about three drinks for me to get in a pretty bad way so I walk a very thin line between "just taken the edge off" and "I need to go to sleep NOW". Can't believe you even considered a shag - wouldn't that be rape?

I wonder how much that letter cost in terms of admin, postage, envelope etc. More than 70p? You bet.

Or maybe write to them and ask them if you can pay it off in instalments?

No wonder the pavements didn't get gritted. It's disgusting. Pay up.

Oh dear lord I can hardly move. I've over indulged in mash and ice cream and I may be horizontal for some time. I love my bitches. The whole weekend is ahead and my duvet is calling to me like a siren.

Half full.... Let's see, it's the weekend and... I did a really good work-out at ESPN. I can be a bit slack so I'm allowing myself a little smugness here. I'm about to put some really sparkly high heels and go have dinner with my best bitches in Franklins. I'll be having anything that comes with mash potatoes.

Heroes! - D Bowie

Oh dear, Stargreen has now sold out. If you are without tickets and you need some then please don't panic and don't buy from a hospitality company whatever you do. Here's a tip - Seetickets (their service sucks, but that's beside the point) is currently sold out but when people make bookings for a big on-sale with Seetickets they don't check the credit cards in real time - they put the transactions through later in the day or even overnight. Credit cards inevitably get declined so all those tickets will go back on sale eventually so just check back this afternoon/Monday. Maybe post here when they go back on sale in case there is someone without a ticket who needs one. http://www.seetickets.com/see/event.asp?e%7Cartist=BRUCE+SPRINGSTEEN&n|artist=null&resultsperpage=20&filler1=see&filler2=art-srch&orderby=date