Loz

Got a contactless Mastercard? Then travel for free this Friday and on the 28th. http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/uk/free-tube-travel-mastercard-deal-gives-you-two-free-days-travel-on-the-london-underground-9853577.html

Rolo Tomasi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/12/bnp-tweets-remembran > ce-day-silence-reminder-a-day-late-4945667/ "Others may forget but we remember". Truly inept.

British Heart Foundation will take it - and even come and pick it up.

I thought vegans only ate their own, tortured, hungry souls?

Mustard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good to see the petition has added 7k signatures in 2 days. Fortunately, like 99% of petitions, it will change absolutely nothing.

Mustard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like this - first mate posted it on the other > thread - > > http://backcountryattitude.com/toxic_fireworks That is truly (though inadvertently) hysterically funny. Here are some of their fabulous 'alternatives' for a spectacular fireworks display: - Try watching the stars. (Wooooo!!!) - Organizing community drum circles and drumming instead of lighting fireworks. (Ahhhhhhh!!) - A stunt kite show at night with some LED's would be "cool". (Coooooolll!!) I'm just surprised they didn't suggest "throw some lentils in the air".

In that case, someone has stolen your desk. And maybe your chair.

Try Stevensons Heating in Bromley. I've used them many times and I got an appt this week in two days.

Not that I think it will help, but to add to safe senders list... 1) Click on the little cog icon in the top right hand side of Outlook and select 'Options' from the dropdown menu. 2) Click on "Safe and blocked senders" under "Preventing junk emails" 3) Click on "Safe senders" 4) In the left hand box type "@eastdulwichforum.co.uk" (no quotes) and click "Add to list>>"

You missed the Posh Chloe one then, which, to use a Guradian blog phrase, sounded much like a angry bungee-jumping cat.

rahrahrah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Loz - which bits are an affront? There is no way you can deduce the second para from the first.

Still playing in goal, LM?

rahrahrah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So this is the CTCs view on helmets: > http://www.ctc.org.uk/sites/default/files/file_public/cycle-helmets-evidencebrf.pdf The 'key points' are an affront to statistics.

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any cycling I did in Australia (on Rotnest Island especially, where there were NO cars!) ... but lots of vicious quokkas.

You been eating candles again?

This is the sort of letting agency charges being currently investigated by the government. Like Bumpkin (and it seems, most private landlords), we just charge 6 weeks deposit and first months rent.

I travelled on a small minibus between Phnom Penh and Angkor Wat last year and it had wifi all the way. The UK is on catch-up with Cambodia.

I was once in a restaurant with my (then) boss and a few colleagues and I was, admittedly, extraordinarily drunk. Feeling adventurous, I ordered the oysters, as the boss was paying. When they came, they were beautifully presented in their shells on a bed of what I thought was rice. I discovered, after one very large mouthful, it was actually rock salt. Fortunately, everyone else was extraordinarily drunk and didn't notice me desperately trying to empty my mouth into my napkin. (it was Melbourne Cup day - the race that stops Australia... and gets them very, very pissed)

Last Friday - bought three big bags of trick or treat sweets Tuesday - noticed we'd scoffed them all. Bought four big bags to replace them. Thursday - bought two more to make up for more scoffing. Friday - Hoards of small children roam the neighbourhood. Large bowl of sweets gone by 7.15. Took pumpkin picture down from door. Hallowe'en has cost me a sodding fortune. Burp.

I find the M&S wildly-coloured heels and toes black socks really useful for pairing.

cella Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can I buy this tee shirt? Seriously. Go for it.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/10678640_799754660064829_4742930850410394747_n.jpg

People who give up...

Which browser are you using?

Yes, the reading of Twitter comments on news programs is the most retrograde step in years. We know there are stupid people out there, thank you very much.