Or more simply, you could pop to the Wildlife Centre in Marsden Road and pick up a hazel, beech, hawthorn, etc, sapling for ?1 and plant a hedge in your garden.
Odd thing happened a wee while ago - I was in my garden hanging up some washing, cursing my daughter cos she hadn't hung it up and I was missing the football; needn't have worried, the collective cheer in SE15/SE22 environs made me reaslise we had scored. Would be quite an interesting (if nerve-wracking) way to experience the match wholly in the garden.