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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Hallo my darlings. [sorry - couldn't resist]
  2. Her Maj doesn't need number plates so she can't be pulled!
  3. That's not fair to pups. I'll get the RSPCA on you I will.
  4. Cole to Newcastle would have been funny.
  5. Normally find 6pm a very good time - with adjustments for the Continent, that means anytime from five is acceptable. You could try this: Berry Bros
  6. So sorry to hear Doreen and Stan are incontinent. Hope they're not having trouble with their optics too.
  7. So true. Take two: Brendan sirrah, here's my gauntlet - art thou man enough?
  8. He's a Saffa, he'll appreciate the direct approach.
  9. Take a punch at me Brendan - that should liven up the DR.
  10. My grandmother kindly informed me that labour was quite boring and I should get a good book to read. Never having read "War and Peace" I thought this would be the perfect time to get to grips with it. Lying in Kings (for what turned out to be false labour) wired up and left alone was not the best time to read about a miscarriage!
  11. No the other silly bint who obviously has never read TH in her life. Rachel whatsit is thin and gaunt.
  12. Death by suds surely deserved.
  13. Stop prancing around HB - you have to stand still until someone goes through your legs.
  14. I don't want to encourage you HonaB, but that was quite funny.
  15. Male authors who get their female characters to describe 'panties'. No woman ever says that. William Boyd - get yourself a new editor.
  16. If you were, eg, an officer in the Army and had to work out the best plan, you'd be pretty buggered if you didn't have the verbal skills to disseminate it.
  17. I think the ability to cook outweighs all.
  18. But ya have to wipe a tear, no? Broken foot? That's an Englishman for you.
  19. Are you thinking of Gaza, Santerme?
  20. Unless you are a trawlerman, sailor or Monarch, don't do it.
  21. Donovan? As in haunting, profound, heart-wringing? "First there is a mountain then there is no mountain then there is."
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