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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. My grandmother kindly informed me that labour was quite boring and I should get a good book to read. Never having read "War and Peace" I thought this would be the perfect time to get to grips with it. Lying in Kings (for what turned out to be false labour) wired up and left alone was not the best time to read about a miscarriage!
  2. No the other silly bint who obviously has never read TH in her life. Rachel whatsit is thin and gaunt.
  3. Death by suds surely deserved.
  4. Stop prancing around HB - you have to stand still until someone goes through your legs.
  5. I don't want to encourage you HonaB, but that was quite funny.
  6. Male authors who get their female characters to describe 'panties'. No woman ever says that. William Boyd - get yourself a new editor.
  7. If you were, eg, an officer in the Army and had to work out the best plan, you'd be pretty buggered if you didn't have the verbal skills to disseminate it.
  8. I think the ability to cook outweighs all.
  9. But ya have to wipe a tear, no? Broken foot? That's an Englishman for you.
  10. Are you thinking of Gaza, Santerme?
  11. Unless you are a trawlerman, sailor or Monarch, don't do it.
  12. Donovan? As in haunting, profound, heart-wringing? "First there is a mountain then there is no mountain then there is."
  13. The man born within sound of Bow Bells, wouldn't boil this for a time. (cockney rhyming slang: kettle = watch)
  14. Rather spiffing one at Edinburgh.
  15. King David Elvis Costello
  16. Not necessarily (and almost always never) a great singer. I offer: Alice Cooper Dory Previn Rosie Hardman Morrisey
  17. Make me? You and whose army?
  18. As it happens, Mike Gatting is currently in Burgess Park. He ate all the scones at tea. That last bit was a lie but my brain can't think of anything amusing right now.
  19. And that Snowy sounds like Poirot on helium.
  20. Do none of you realise the height of cool summer songs is Cliff Richard on the Number 9?
  21. Arrivederci jimmy2x, farewell but not goodbye.
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