Peckhamgatecrasher

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From the W website: W STYLE A STORYBOOK OF STYLE The difference with W is in the details. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inspiring. Iconic. Innovative. Influential. From our inception, W Hotels has approached its spaces with both design and comfort in mind. Every W Hotel is a new chapter in a storybook encounter of style and soul, and as our story has taken us around the world, we have created our hotels to be unique and individual expressions of modern travel and modern living. The artistry of our architecture coupled with the comfort, luxury and whimsy within, is designed to become a beacon in our cities, a civic center of Culture. Influences of old and new, local and global, come together in playful harmony. W Hotels are designed to accentuate qualities indigenous to our locations, creating a unique, balanced relationship with our environment. For example, an exploration of W Mexico City reveals the colors of Frieda Kahlo and Diego Rivera infused with a clean, modern aesthetic derived from "abstracted notions of traditional Mexican Art and Architecture." Crafting this distinctly local but always international sensibility is a subtle art requiring an innovative vision, which is why W Hotels collaborates with some of the most elite names in design such as David Rockwell and Clodagh, to bring each location to life. Along with our storybook tradition of style and design, W Hotels is a world of sensory experiences. A world of WOW. Immediately as a guest makes his or her entrance into our Living Room, the flirtation begins as lighting, signatures scents, art and music transform the moment. The experience continues throughout as you?re engaged with our world-class restaurants, bars, Bliss? Spas, W Happenings and more. Whatever you want, whenever you want it, W is sure to have something to fulfill your dreams Presumably they have an ensuite vomitarium.

Vista Print - online service are pretty quick. But surely you want them engraved?

Happy Birthday, Hibbs! Drink lots and lots.

Had the joy of this scam last night (23.50). Woman, 25-35ish, black, well-spoken. I'm near Goose Green - be on your guard.

If you were transparent, including the retail cost, I wouldn't worry.

Tendulkar. This won't cheer Brendan up a bit!

Many thanks - a quiet, imbibeful day.

A teenager getting up at the crack of dawn to make me a birthday breakfast.

Kford: "I like those active signs. Especially the ones which 'smile' if you're under the limit. A good carrot, not stick, approach" Have to disagree with the smile ones - going down Streatham Common I almost caused a pile up: the sign lit up and I immediately assumed I was going too fast and braked far too hard. Anything that distracts from driving is not a good thing.

I think Gingerbread cover the subject - have a look on their website.

Parisian Walkway, after suitable lubrication.

Norway are welcome to it. Have you ever worn an itchy shetland jumper or tried riding a Thelwell pony?

Hey Loz - heard of Child Benefit?

Forum Exclusive!!!! Legalbeagle outs John Terry as camp.

Click on insert URL icon above the box where you type message - it has a world/link picture. Insert the address in the window that opens, click ok. Then another window opens, giving you the option to put your own title in. Insert title, click ok. Bob's my daughter's uncle.

Mr Guppy in today's Telegraph: "I am not one of those self-hating old Etonians or ex-Bullingdonians and I have only contempt for those who seek to minimise that aspect of their past for political or career reasons. "I will never renounce them simply because some chippy journalist or politician or blogger has a hang-up because he didn't go to Eton. "In particular, the idea of having to disown them in return for the approval of people who hate Eton but admire Big Brother is as dishonest as it is demeaning," he says.

Happy Birthday to the TT Minx.

A baby on the way? Ooh, congratulations, Brendan and Mrs B.

Just chiding you for shit-stirring.

Confused the hell out of me too. I edited twice this morning thinking I'd insulted the wrong person. Finally the caffeine kicked in and I worked out what was going on. Perhaps he wants to come out of the wardrobe?

Absolute bollocks. As efficacious as amber necklaces - a discussion in the Family Thread that I just can't believe is going on between sane parents.

Declan, I think Sean and Hal are big enough to battle it out by themselves. Leave the pot of excrement alone.

Quite tasty, but too much bling.

That's the best spot ever, tiddles!