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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Then football is not for you. Nor opera, poetry or drama.
  2. LB - this is wrong? Why? http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7929041692/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/20/george_best.jpg
  3. I was there last week (in the coward's dental department) - the views from the tower are exceptional.
  4. Oh fie, LB, there are footballing heroes in every era. Just Google Stanley Matthews, Dennis Compton, Billy Wright, Neil Harris. All good men and true - not every footballer is a wag-man-wanker.
  5. Start by supporting your local team. That would be Dulwich Hamlets or Millwall. Get warm underwear and big woolly scarf. Learn a few phrases to be shouted at apt times, eg, "Who is the elegant athelete in the black who seems a trifle myopic?". Go with friends and consume lots of hot bovril or beer. If you choose Millwall, the pies outside the ground are better than inside. Enjoy.
  6. You have crab apples? I had to scrump mine from the Rye last time - I'll be round yours in due season.
  7. Brendan de Bono has a good ring to it.
  8. I think the traffic flow should be reversed on Smug Street. That would make it Gums.
  9. What are you offsetting the champagne against?
  10. Paul Farmer, the CE of Mind, commented on Radio London today, that in certain circumstances - when changing rooms are used for other activities (he alluded to drug taking and sexual intercourse) - it is right for the manager to check, however there should be a balance. If a customer is in a cubicle for a longer than average time, it is a little hard for the manager to guess what is going on without looking.
  11. I'm guessing it is to personalise your page. Eg www.mysportrelief.com/jennyandpenny or www.mysportrelief.com/regrettingmydecisionanddaughter This way, you can direct sponsors to your particular page.
  12. Just dropped my unlit cigarette in a cup of coffee. I am mortal.
  13. Think so, but you can get into the park if you go to the gates at the gardener's entrance - easy to wiggle past the fence.
  14. I'm so sorry. I stopped taking my meds. Promise to behave from now on. But may I love you from afar?
  15. Come now, Atila. Switch to cricket, much more genteel - just look at Denis Compton.
  16. Elves are real. What else would you put your ooks on?
  17. End on a six. Pure class.
  18. Morgan on his hundred. 10 runs to win, 9 balls. V. exciting.
  19. Who will have the Girl Pipers?
  20. 9 overs left, 56 runs required. Will we do it?
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