Peckhamgatecrasher

If you were transparent, including the retail cost, I wouldn't worry.

Tendulkar. This won't cheer Brendan up a bit!

Many thanks - a quiet, imbibeful day.

A teenager getting up at the crack of dawn to make me a birthday breakfast.

Kford: "I like those active signs. Especially the ones which 'smile' if you're under the limit. A good carrot, not stick, approach" Have to disagree with the smile ones - going down Streatham Common I almost caused a pile up: the sign lit up and I immediately assumed I was going too fast and braked far too hard. Anything that distracts from driving is not a good thing.

I think Gingerbread cover the subject - have a look on their website.

Parisian Walkway, after suitable lubrication.

Norway are welcome to it. Have you ever worn an itchy shetland jumper or tried riding a Thelwell pony?

Hey Loz - heard of Child Benefit?

Forum Exclusive!!!! Legalbeagle outs John Terry as camp.

Click on insert URL icon above the box where you type message - it has a world/link picture. Insert the address in the window that opens, click ok. Then another window opens, giving you the option to put your own title in. Insert title, click ok. Bob's my daughter's uncle.

Mr Guppy in today's Telegraph: "I am not one of those self-hating old Etonians or ex-Bullingdonians and I have only contempt for those who seek to minimise that aspect of their past for political or career reasons. "I will never renounce them simply because some chippy journalist or politician or blogger has a hang-up because he didn't go to Eton. "In particular, the idea of having to disown them in return for the approval of people who hate Eton but admire Big Brother is as dishonest as it is demeaning," he says.

Happy Birthday to the TT Minx.

A baby on the way? Ooh, congratulations, Brendan and Mrs B.

Just chiding you for shit-stirring.

Confused the hell out of me too. I edited twice this morning thinking I'd insulted the wrong person. Finally the caffeine kicked in and I worked out what was going on. Perhaps he wants to come out of the wardrobe?

Absolute bollocks. As efficacious as amber necklaces - a discussion in the Family Thread that I just can't believe is going on between sane parents.

Declan, I think Sean and Hal are big enough to battle it out by themselves. Leave the pot of excrement alone.

Quite tasty, but too much bling.

That's the best spot ever, tiddles!

Did my half-term penance yesterday and watched St Trinians 2. Absolutely loved it. Reminded me a little of Kind Hearts & Coronets.

Oh, my memory does me proud sometimes. I read an article by Hector Martinez - an Argentine - with an interesting and face-saving solution. If you want to skip the history lesson, go to about 3/4 down the article. Proposed idea for a negotiated settlement

I think Sue might be interested.

Ah - you are Brendan Firkin Butt! Saw your letter to the Editor of The Times the other day - awfully good rant.

Darling Barry, a little pillow talk wouldn't have gone amiss. When did Cheap Day Returns become obsolete? It cost me a fortune to go to London Bridge from P.Rye today. I do have an Oyster Card but the chappie in the ticket office told me I couldn't add to it at the station. Not good. Your dinner's in the dog. PGC x