Peckhamgatecrasher

Pink would be far too pretentious. I suggest a dark, forest green. The buttons could have a palm tree engraved on them.

Hi James Does St John's & St Clement's School at Goose Green come under your patch? If so, would it be possible to consider removing the yellow zigzags that are in Amott Road? It is not used by the children at all, the only ingress/egress is from teachers in cars who use the lower playground as a car park. As you can imagine, parking is tight around school pick up and drop off times and during events. Removing the zigzags would allow us more local parking. With the school and church in the same road, parking is sometimes an issue. many thanks.

Well BBW, that's taking Titty too far!

Fishmongers oop Nunhead way.

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This is going to sound odd, but I think I saw a Merlin today on the Rye in the far SE corner. It kept going into the scrub - don't know what it was feeding on. Is it likely that one could be in London? Pretty sure it wasn't a sparrowhawk.

Loving the ...torture you are and tortoise you are ..

Well, Best Beloved, if you really want to lie out on the naked rocks and look like a piece of pudding-stone, that's up to you.

Gulp!

Brendan, don't know how to break this gently to you ... you're never going to play for South Africa, not now, not ever. Accept it lad, you'll never be spotted.

Spoilsport!

By my reckoning, Admin's a bit slow.

Sha'n't, it's more fun this way.

The sky reflects the depths and shallows of your heart, dear Moos.

My baby says she's travelling on the ....

Search for Frank's.

No! Mairzy doats and dozy doats - not us big people.

Eventually Quids, but they had to come to the Den to finish us off.

Oh Hugenot, you will want to abolish ink pens next! I had a delivery last night at 6 pm from a lovely postman who told me they were trying to clear the backlog before the next strike - at least they are displaying some integrity.

Poss. It was the Cocoa Cola Cup back then. I remember being coralled into a corner with corrugated tin blocking a lot of the view, and it was when the North Stand had those silly paintings on the hoarding.

Should have gone to SpecSavers, TLS.

Snares are legal, though I think they're v. unsporting: DEFRA Guides to Snaring How you then choose to kill the fox is another matter!

Many congratulations HeidiHi!

If it was Bob's, he'll probably want it back.

Venus & Mars are alright tonight - Wings