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Summertime - Janis Joplin

a bally colonial!

Since it makes the wonderful anagram 'ably lilac loon' you may be an honorary Englishman.

BBW: Ray Winstone is in my opinion a fine actor. DM: He is such a fabulous actor (swoon). He has fists the size of cauliflowers you know... BBW: I was perched on the scaffolding ... DM: I am ... a 64 year old retired builder from Penge QED

Sacre Bleu. Does that mean I can't share a Gauloises with anyone?

Apologies for earlier outburst. I was without cigarettes for two days. Everything/one now has a mellow haze.

The English Citizenship test can be reduced to two questions: 1. Do you like chocolate cake? 2. Do you display a wry smile when you hear the 36 passing The Oval commented on? If you can answer yes to both questions, you are an Englishman, my friend.

Please someone put me out of my misery. I have a very old telly; was Teddy Sheringham orange or was that just my TV?

BBW, are you DulwichMum in disguise?

Pink would be far too pretentious. I suggest a dark, forest green. The buttons could have a palm tree engraved on them.

Hi James Does St John's & St Clement's School at Goose Green come under your patch? If so, would it be possible to consider removing the yellow zigzags that are in Amott Road? It is not used by the children at all, the only ingress/egress is from teachers in cars who use the lower playground as a car park. As you can imagine, parking is tight around school pick up and drop off times and during events. Removing the zigzags would allow us more local parking. With the school and church in the same road, parking is sometimes an issue. many thanks.

Well BBW, that's taking Titty too far!

Fishmongers oop Nunhead way.

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This is going to sound odd, but I think I saw a Merlin today on the Rye in the far SE corner. It kept going into the scrub - don't know what it was feeding on. Is it likely that one could be in London? Pretty sure it wasn't a sparrowhawk.

Loving the ...torture you are and tortoise you are ..

Well, Best Beloved, if you really want to lie out on the naked rocks and look like a piece of pudding-stone, that's up to you.

Gulp!

Brendan, don't know how to break this gently to you ... you're never going to play for South Africa, not now, not ever. Accept it lad, you'll never be spotted.

Spoilsport!

By my reckoning, Admin's a bit slow.

Sha'n't, it's more fun this way.

The sky reflects the depths and shallows of your heart, dear Moos.

My baby says she's travelling on the ....

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