Peckhamgatecrasher

I can't edit my post on the Orchid thread (simply want to expound on what looks like a vulgar outburst). I've tested it on the song game thread and that's working. When I press post on this thread I guess I'll know if this one works. Any reason, or have I been banned from that thread?

Please please me - Beatles

Please don't let me be misunderstood - The Animals

I'll have a Tom Collins please, with ice.

Bollocks! Or rather, testicles. ie, orchids.

Oh Kenzo - it will be a doddle. I too have pass out periods and labour came nowhere near that pain. I was swanning around going for fags at 8-9cms dilated to the astonishment of the nurses. You will breeze through it! Edited to add, having a baby will probably cure your period pains.

He was a wonderful player until he went to West Ham (grrr).

typical bloody men. This thread could go on for ever and nothing will happen. This Sunday, 3pm, The Vale. It's got a kiddy pen and if conversation falters, you can watch sport on the box.

Lorenzo is a good fertilizer for Basil.

For the love of Ivy, please don't corrupt a fine piece of lyrical history.

The fact that it's not Rue de la Main should have given you a clue, Hb.

KPI - Kipling Personified Individuals?

Summertime - Janis Joplin

a bally colonial!

Since it makes the wonderful anagram 'ably lilac loon' you may be an honorary Englishman.

BBW: Ray Winstone is in my opinion a fine actor. DM: He is such a fabulous actor (swoon). He has fists the size of cauliflowers you know... BBW: I was perched on the scaffolding ... DM: I am ... a 64 year old retired builder from Penge QED

Sacre Bleu. Does that mean I can't share a Gauloises with anyone?

Apologies for earlier outburst. I was without cigarettes for two days. Everything/one now has a mellow haze.

The English Citizenship test can be reduced to two questions: 1. Do you like chocolate cake? 2. Do you display a wry smile when you hear the 36 passing The Oval commented on? If you can answer yes to both questions, you are an Englishman, my friend.

Please someone put me out of my misery. I have a very old telly; was Teddy Sheringham orange or was that just my TV?

BBW, are you DulwichMum in disguise?

Pink would be far too pretentious. I suggest a dark, forest green. The buttons could have a palm tree engraved on them.

Hi James Does St John's & St Clement's School at Goose Green come under your patch? If so, would it be possible to consider removing the yellow zigzags that are in Amott Road? It is not used by the children at all, the only ingress/egress is from teachers in cars who use the lower playground as a car park. As you can imagine, parking is tight around school pick up and drop off times and during events. Removing the zigzags would allow us more local parking. With the school and church in the same road, parking is sometimes an issue. many thanks.

Well BBW, that's taking Titty too far!

Fishmongers oop Nunhead way.