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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Enters Quiet Room and passes out dictionaries. Stands waiting with very large, bendy cane.
  2. Oh be sensible Steve. Next you'll be wanting us to use milimetres and such modern tosh.
  3. With a little shuffle of HonaloochieB's post, you could get Uncle Quentin of Famous Five renown.
  4. There is a thread on chickens if you place it in the search function. PS: Chav - yours must have started laying by now - what's the news?
  5. Living Doll - Cliff Richard
  6. Little by little - Rolling Stones
  7. Love is the sweetest thing - Al Bowlly
  8. My Sweet Lord - George Harrison
  9. Mockney, you're so square. Haven't you seen "nine and a half weeks?"
  10. Goodbye to Jane - Slade
  11. Get down Shep. Here's one I made earlier Blue Peter
  12. Darling HonaloochieB Don't you know that the modern cognoscenti eat Spam. Conventional tinopener is all that is required. Excellent with gherkins for the refined palate.
  13. Well apply corporate punishment, obviously.
  14. Shiver. That title brought back Olivier torturing Dustin Hoffman. I'm terrified of dentists. I'm not running, I have the physique of a sprinter (as long as it's not further than 2 yards)
  15. I love my dog - Cat Stevens
  16. Haven't seen Patrick Kielty on our screens recently. Just a thought.
  17. Sorry, Brendan, but I think your post was bollocks. Cars are only just over a 100 years old. We managed quite well without them for several millenia. I speak as a car owner and don't have many qualms about having one. But specious arguments about 'needing' a car just don't wash. (Though I concede that a few jobs may nowadays rely on one). [Just to temper this post, I've had a couple of glasses of wine - normally I admire and respect you B]
  18. That's a great song - I hum it all the time. I'm not prepared to be noble this time, I'd like to play next week.
  19. You are obviously clinically depressed Azul. Stop drinking gin and switch to champagne. Anyone who writes posts that make me laugh (I have very stringent standards) is not useless. Now, pick yourself up and mentally devise 40 ways to assassinate your boss: 5 points for standard, 10 points for excruicating pain and humiliation. When you have reached 120, stop and remind yourself how creative you are.
  20. David, had a quick look at that blog. Apart from the scary pseudo-Masonic logo, anyone who respects Atherton has to have a screw loose (or just likes running dust through his fingers).
  21. Don't worry, Brendan. Sean's already admitted on another thread that he buys cosmetics in Dr Boos.
  22. I absolutely hate televisions in public waiting rooms. Twice in the last week I've been forced to endure "Jerry Springer" and "Trisha". It's impossible to concentrate on my book on Scrabble tactics with that drivel in the background. Could they not at least tune it to the OU?
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