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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Hullo. Welcome to the Forum and Happy Easter.
  2. You will have to learn to enjoy chocolate cakes if you want to cover the cricket.
  3. perhaps we should meet for hot cross buns! Don't like peep toes - they always look slightly slutty. Just my opinion though.
  4. Have to confess - it's a classic taken from a teatowel.
  5. The most succinct rules of cricket: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
  6. Rosie, that cracked me up.
  7. "Once you're on that step you have to stay on it for one minute for every year of your life" It won't be that long - Sean is delusional and thinks he's between 7 and 15!
  8. Thanks Moos, I managed to get the right lady first time. Thank you all for your condolences.
  9. Who's the numpty, Alan? Ken, Boris or any of the above posters?
  10. Don't use BP. I know of someone who's been assigned from Fraud Squad to attend this problem.
  11. Wee Quinnie Link to bag failed, but anything a la Kidston would be sublime. The dress is absolutely beautiful, I am sure you will look knockout. My only thought is that flat pumps with a strap at ankle position won't be flattering to your legs (nb, dark colour not a problem). Push the boat out with some heels.
  12. As far as I can tell, it was my cat. Thanks for the info everyone.
  13. As an aside, putting meat in the ground is quicker to tenderise than hanging. Onside: I love Puffin books!
  14. Life is just what you make it - Billy Preston (sure I'm repeating myself)
  15. Lovely as you are Sean, last time I looked, you weren't between seven and 15.
  16. Mockney, are you saying Ken is a tit or three?
  17. Thank you PN - I will ask them today. Thanks to all for your kind messages.
  18. I think what you were trying to say Moos, is that *Bob* is a tart.
  19. RosieH, I don't think you're exaggerating. There does seem to be coterie of sales staff who treated me with complete indifference too.
  20. Please don't post pictures of that *Bob*
  21. Second the pizzas in the market caff.
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