These three are traditional in order of effectiveness, in each case dab up red wine first: 1. Spray on soda from old fashioned syphon 2. Pour on white wine 3. Pur on lots of table salt. Leave until dry. Do not be tempted to prod at it. Hoover up.
Isn't Janet Street Porter a bit scary? Woke up. Mumbled to child. Ignored child for rest of day. Went to new church in Dulwich. Went to Lidl to buy more wool. Knitted two squares of baby blanket. Attended baby shower (had to cross the river!) without completed blanket. Cooked beef stew for over two hours. Consumed bottle of wine and posted load of rubbish on fourm.