Peckhamgatecrasher

On the cross roads of North Cross Road and Crystal Palace Rd. Really nice geezer but the quality of stock is variable.

Will you be tucking Batdog into your pants a la grandad shirt?

Keef/Slosh said: Er Piers, in doing mine you've actually put a different picture up (I think they released 2 versions). Only thing is, the first picture looked a lot like Prince Charles which made it quite funny.

"- the song was actually written about a bloke who was infact called elvis and worked in a chip shop on Lordship Lane many moons ago....." Well blow me down!

Where will I ogle gorgeous, young New Zealanders when buying my lavender?

Finally! All those years listening to Mick McCarthy swear from the dugout can be put to good use.

Dear ed_pete - beggars can't be choosers. I was truly grateful and don't give a stuff. Since I never fly anywhere myself I'll take one bunch of asparagus and offset it against not flying for 27 years. Is your carbon footprint that good?

It was actually last night but wow! Day before pay day is usually grim but my lovely neighbour presented me with two fat bunches of asparagus yesterday. Wrapped in ham with cheese sauce. Delicious - I like neighbours. What shall I do with the other bunch tonight?

Jackie Charlton didn't do so bad!

What about Mick Channon for manager? At least he could shoot the nags we've got now.

Quote from latest Rankin you may enjoy: "...It had taken him ages to buy his first CD player, and even now he preferred vinyl. Siobhan said it was because he was 'wilful'. 'Either that or I've just not got the herd mentality,' he'd argued back. These days, she had an MP3 player and bought stuff online. He would tease her by asking if he could take a look at the album cover or lyric sheet. 'Your're missing the big picture,' he'd told her. 'A good album should be more than the sum of its parts.'

what, with cabers?

"throw's of passion" could result in severe bruising.

It's very easy to break into a Yale as Andy McNab (born & bred E Dulwichian) has described in detail in two of his books - one of those for teenagers!

Maybe Mark wants to borrow a tin of elbow grease?

Think Her Maj might be a bit peeved if you lot keep eating her swans.

Woz sick as a parrot

Oh - can't we ED supporters who lurk on the outskirts have one too, please?

Ditto New Year's Eve Mr P - eschew Germany and live it up in ED!

I humble myself before your greater knowledge - blame it on that fascist organisation the Girl Guides.

BM - sorry to be a pedant but it's the Union Flag - only a Union Jack when it's on a boat.

Many congrats - perhaps he could be named Sebastian Norman Urquhart Bertrand

Too soon we'll be Auld Lyne Sanging

Just to give credit where it's due, a couple of months' ago, our local postie in Peckham came to the church office because he had delivered to a house where the keys were in the door. He had knocked but got no reply but knew she was one of our ladies. Indeed, she is very deaf and had recently come out of hospital. He and I entered together and found her safe, but very exhausted and collapsed on a sofa. She could have been burgled or worse had it not been for the darling postie taking the time and trouble to do something.

I too, swoon over Dr Addo. A case of Munchausen's coming methinks.