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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. I don't like curry but I'm willing to learn. I was put off as a teenager by barfing on the two occasions I had curry. Probably had something to do with the amount of alcohol consumed but I always blame the curry. Are you willing to take me through it gently?
  2. Rest Room - what's that all about? I wouldn't dream of having a lie down in a bog.
  3. Lager cold Beer tepid and from a pump - none of yer fizzy stuff.
  4. I'm going to lay down and WAIT for the compass ROSE
  5. I suspect Lee Cooper cannot help it - it's probably in his genes.
  6. And we could buy the oil offered on a previous thread, heat it up and ...
  7. That would be the lesser spotted bobby shaftoe faux
  8. Don't know how apocryphal this is but I remember a story about Stanley Matthews. Back in the day when it were t'leather football, his dad apparently soaked the ball, made him remove his right boot and gave him the choice which foot he kicked it with!
  9. Little Molly Flinders sat among the cinders
  10. That would surely be a faux chapas
  11. Happy hinterlanders
  12. Haggii are lowland creatures - everyone knows that.
  13. Actually they were smuggled in with the Hugenots and mostly reside in the north west of Scotland now. Can be trapped with twiglets.
  14. Careful you're not pelted with eggs.
  15. How about an Old Testament heroine? A pair of sandals and a cast off curtain would do for the lovely Jael: "Most blessed of women be Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, of tent-dwelling women most blessed. He asked water and she gave him milk, she brought him curds in a lordly bowl. She put her hand to the tent peg and her right hand to the workmen's mallet; she struck Sisera a blow, she crushed his head, she shattered and pierced his temple. He sank, he fell, he lay still at her feet; at her feet he sank, he fell; where he sank, there he fell dead."
  16. Optimum throwing distance: wait til you see the whites of their eyes.
  17. Be fur, it's a reasonable question.
  18. He ain't nothing but a hound dog
  19. A painting of your wife is a charming touch.
  20. You're so pretty - pretty vacant
  21. And every night they'd come around And lay their money down
  22. I bought my turkey at Peckham farmers' market last year. No sign up, just plenty on offer and very tasty too.
  23. As a Millwall supporter I can categorically state that the quality of one's team has no reflection on the ol' grey cells.
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