Peckhamgatecrasher

That would surely be a faux chapas

Happy hinterlanders

Haggii are lowland creatures - everyone knows that.

Actually they were smuggled in with the Hugenots and mostly reside in the north west of Scotland now. Can be trapped with twiglets.

Careful you're not pelted with eggs.

How about an Old Testament heroine? A pair of sandals and a cast off curtain would do for the lovely Jael: "Most blessed of women be Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, of tent-dwelling women most blessed. He asked water and she gave him milk, she brought him curds in a lordly bowl. She put her hand to the tent peg and her right hand to the workmen's mallet; she struck Sisera a blow, she crushed his head, she shattered and pierced his temple. He sank, he fell, he lay still at her feet; at her feet he sank, he fell; where he sank, there he fell dead."

Optimum throwing distance: wait til you see the whites of their eyes.

Be fur, it's a reasonable question.

He ain't nothing but a hound dog

A painting of your wife is a charming touch.

You're so pretty - pretty vacant

And every night they'd come around And lay their money down

ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

I bought my turkey at Peckham farmers' market last year. No sign up, just plenty on offer and very tasty too.

As a Millwall supporter I can categorically state that the quality of one's team has no reflection on the ol' grey cells.

Darlings, I'll stick to Jermyn Street.

Hired by the half hour?

Clare - shame on you. There's no fun and no point if one uses a dictionary. Simon M is obviously just a clever old bod.

Welcome back old timer.

I think you'll find Lozzyloz that it's due to natural wastage. Besides, with the principle of last atom in, first atom out, I think we have no need to panic. [edited for atrocious spelling - got my head mixed up with my tenet]

The Vale is regularly slagged off on here but it beat the Uplands. I've never been there - how bad is it?

Good for you. We are so quick to condemn and reluctant to praise.

I was swooning over him yesterday. Why are baddies always more attractive?

Got to 48 and lost it. Drat.

I swear the guy works in the chip shop is Elvis