Peckhamgatecrasher

You have to have a camera or phone that takes piccies to take part. Alas.

"... only football team mentioned in Harry Potter" Aren't you forgetting the line where Luna Lovegood says: "Lions for the cup!"?

I've been thoroughly enjoying it, but I don't find thingy (I Claudius - can't remember his name)'s acting very convincing. Is that heresy?

Bethlehem's a good bet at this time of year.

When you say 'there', do you mean actually in India? If so, I'm green with envy.

Anyone else awake? We only needed 41 runs to win and it's currently 3 wickets for 8 runs! Well that was a storm in a cup of Darjeeling. All over.

Paragraphs with spaces are your friend CW.

Spooky, *bob*. All three makes him look like Eddie Murphy in the golden boy film. Would that put his ratings up?

And they are so noisy.

One of my friends too, and it is very debilitating. At least she had no post-baby weight to lose but that's not very comforting at the time.

What, like elephants?

Bleedin' obvious, but are you loosening it with the wheel on the ground, not jacked up, as it gives you more leverage?

Would you trust Pietersen to save James Bond's Life? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20556537

What the fuck is a Marathon?

With you Quids. Standing behind the goal on the terraces was non pareil.

Eczema, alcoholism, 'Tourettes', losing a rib, depression: all covered in The Bible.

Well a lady can sing me the blues anytime.

I'm dentist/needle phobic and attended Kings this week. The advantage is that all dentists/x-ray/extra personnel are all geared up to dealing with wimps and cowards and are brilliant so your son's experience will be positive and it might restore his faith in dentists. I have a wonderful dentist called Mina at the dentists opposite Peckham Rye Station. She is so kind and sweet and patient and I can thoroughly recommend her. The number is 020 7639 4422.

I don't have kidney beans in my kitchen - not even tinned ones which would make the experiment more interesting.

I was trying to drift back to sleep, but had to get up to listen - it's all too exciting. BTW, Pietersen is very annoying: just when you think it's safe to hate him...

Monty two wickets so far. Really should have been played in the last test.

You lay-a-beds will have missed this gem from Blowers: "Broad goes skipping off like the high hills in the Psalms." I love that man.

Out second ball! What a start.

You forgot the lettuce sandwiches, stoopid. And you wake at 3am due to withdrawal symptoms, not stimulant effect. So keep a brandy flask by your bed so you can drop off again

that's brilliant