Peckhamgatecrasher

ZZ Top in their early incarnation are far too cool to be included. Anything with Denny Laine in is cool too. I think Rubettes is just taking the piss, maxxi. Next you'll be saying The Osmonds.

Def not Thin Lizzy - they were always cool. You can only have Mud if I can have Showaddywaddy

Am I allowed to admit that Matt Goss is a decent drummer? Shite songs though. ELO, 10CC, Dire Straits, Jethro Tull all good in my book. And let's hear it for Slade.

I think they are stunning. And I don't like David Hockney so that proves I have exquisite taste.

Thanks Eileen. I will try and come. I think what you are doing is fantastic.

I captured a huge bumble bee yesterday and let him out of the house. He seemed very dozy.

I think it would be wonderful. On a selfish aside, where will my dentist be going? (It's the one right opposite the present entrance)

I'm sure you will awl be very good.

I have ginger hair - please don't make me wear red.

"And how useful is Latin in the real world apart from, of course, the East Dulwich Forum?" Jolly useful for The Telegraph crossword.

Very sporting of you Jah. That last second run for goal had me on my feet shouting at the TV.

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Sob. Not a repeat of 2004 then.

If it's old, you could try Lassco at Vauxhall.

Jah, what is it about you and bots? Perhaps you need to change your aftershave!

When my daughter was little, she was frightened of the big, bad wolf and convinced he was coming to get her. 'We' wrote a letter to the wolf telling him he wasn't allowed into her bedroom and pinned it on her bedroom door. I said he would read it and leave her alone. Did the trick.

I could live with that pillow case, El P.

There has just been an appeal on local radio by the Road Investigation Unit for witnesses to this incident. Not the actual collision (they have witnesses for that); they are looking for information about the car and driver. It was a dark coloured, new (less than six years old) VW Golf. If you can help, please call them on 020 8285 1574. If you wish to remain anonymous, call Crime Stoppers on 0800 555 111. I think they are hoping that someone has notice a damaged car answering that description, either parked locally or booked into a garage for repair. The elderly victim has suffered severe head injuries and has a broken leg.

Don't be so dismissive, Rosie. Sorry Jacks, we're a helpful lot really. I've been reliably informed there are a few to choose from at this postcode SW1A 1AA. Good luck.

They are brilliant giggirl. Especially loved the faberge comment on the Paul Ross thread. I am slightly concerned how you stumbled on to it though. What 'high brow' artefact were you searching for?

Honest John at The Telegraph has a section on this with template letters, etc.

In the ED Business Section there is an administrator's job going. Probably a huge salary cut for you but would be off-set by localness and bunch of hoary plumbers.

That's lovely - so glad you enjoyed (mostly) the train. Since I'm petrified of flying and have let my passport lapse, I may reapply and start discovering Europe again.

Back to real life dilemmas. I'm sad that Rangers have gone into receivership, but not so much that Portsmouth are struggling - it gives Milwall a breathing space. I know it's wrong to benefit from others' misfortunes - does that make me a really bad person?* *Am i) very pissed (started at 3.30 pm - don't ask); ii) am as a result of i) feeling very depressed and fragile - answer kindly.

So wrong on so many levels, D_C. All you need to survive an Apocalypse is these: http://images.wikia.com/littlehouse/images/4/45/Books.png All the info. you could possibly need to rough it. Better than Chris Ryan.