Peckhamgatecrasher

I could live with that pillow case, El P.

There has just been an appeal on local radio by the Road Investigation Unit for witnesses to this incident. Not the actual collision (they have witnesses for that); they are looking for information about the car and driver. It was a dark coloured, new (less than six years old) VW Golf. If you can help, please call them on 020 8285 1574. If you wish to remain anonymous, call Crime Stoppers on 0800 555 111. I think they are hoping that someone has notice a damaged car answering that description, either parked locally or booked into a garage for repair. The elderly victim has suffered severe head injuries and has a broken leg.

Don't be so dismissive, Rosie. Sorry Jacks, we're a helpful lot really. I've been reliably informed there are a few to choose from at this postcode SW1A 1AA. Good luck.

They are brilliant giggirl. Especially loved the faberge comment on the Paul Ross thread. I am slightly concerned how you stumbled on to it though. What 'high brow' artefact were you searching for?

Honest John at The Telegraph has a section on this with template letters, etc.

In the ED Business Section there is an administrator's job going. Probably a huge salary cut for you but would be off-set by localness and bunch of hoary plumbers.

That's lovely - so glad you enjoyed (mostly) the train. Since I'm petrified of flying and have let my passport lapse, I may reapply and start discovering Europe again.

Back to real life dilemmas. I'm sad that Rangers have gone into receivership, but not so much that Portsmouth are struggling - it gives Milwall a breathing space. I know it's wrong to benefit from others' misfortunes - does that make me a really bad person?* *Am i) very pissed (started at 3.30 pm - don't ask); ii) am as a result of i) feeling very depressed and fragile - answer kindly.

So wrong on so many levels, D_C. All you need to survive an Apocalypse is these: http://images.wikia.com/littlehouse/images/4/45/Books.png All the info. you could possibly need to rough it. Better than Chris Ryan.

What about extreme budgeting/scrimping for 3-4 months to build up a Flee Fund which will give you more options? If you know you have an exit date, it might be more bearable.

If you take away four and twenty Chinese from Inverness, what do you get?

Does anyone else have a little jig to Booker T when it's over?

Sh*t. Don't tell Mick Mac, my life will be unbearable.

McCarthy for England job? He didn't do so badly with Ireland (if you don't listen to Keane!).

Just heard a bunch of lads crashing down the street singing "Ooh, aah Cantona." Took me back a few years - didn't realise there was such a hardcore Leeds base in Peckham. Must have been David_Carnell.

Can't beat a classic coq au vin or beouf bourgingnon (sic). Both could be made on the Sunday and reheated on the Tuesday - serve with a good crusty bread. Make or buy a choc. sauce and dip grapes and chopped bananas. No effort and can be seriously sexy.

Do you want a recipe for it?

Well, Spurs aren't a team I go for, but what a scorching match so far. The GLR commentary is so exciting. 4-0 now.

What a lovely thing to suggest, P.Rose.

There will probably be a white horse at the Olympics. I'll sacrifice my ticket for Ted.

La Veal en Rose - Tom and the Micklewhites

Chatham Lad!

Are they Left Wing?

But it's good to have Monty back in favour.

I know nothing about finance but I can't let this go: Dick & Jane were published by Scott Foresman. I think you meant to direct UDT to Peter & Jane. Wouldn't want him to start banging on about Wall Street.