Peckhamgatecrasher

that's them - it was a poor joke.

pet shop in indoor market, Rye Lane (the one near Argos). Not to be confused with the Agora indoor market which doesn't have a very good line in togas.

No, Tarot, you have to believe he was the Son of God. Some people, tcht!

I want one of those NOW please Hal - with a large box of Turkish Delight (feeling very Edmundish at the moment).

take one take two

Alas, I'm old enough. First thing that happened was that my photo of George Harrison fluttered off the bedroom wall on to my head and woke me up. Second was dear old Jimmy Young played my fave Beatle track on the way to school (There are places). Lastly, when I got home from school, I heard the news - couldn't believe it.

Try looking at YHA places. There is one in Thurnham, Kent (not far from Leeds Castle as it happens) which is also near a jolly good pub.

I could be wrong (ususally am) but I thought the names on the vandalised and dismantled monument were transferred to the new one by the southern gates. I certainly think the original area should be preserved and honoured appropriately, but unless you disinter the bodies and go for full dna process (a la Prince Philip and Romanovs) I don't see how you will identify the unmarked graves. My opinion is that it's not appropriate to do this - let them rest in peace literally.

Hi James, re suggestions for side pavements that need gritting, may I suggest the path that runs diagonally down the side of Goose Green playground? It still has impacted ice on it this evening and is a route used by many children on their way to the park and St John's School. thanks PGC

Don't rise to it HB - I'm sure he's joshing.

Fan heaters only ?11 in Lidl. Nowt wrong with a vest and a jumper.

Geoffry Boycott.

Oh my! What larks! What a joy exclamation marks are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goofe Green. How charming. Does this mean we have to meet naked to greet the dawn on mid-Summer's morning on top of Dulwich Hill?

What a relief - thought you were referring to me for a moment.

Moos - the whole of TMS was at your feet. What a wasted opportunity!

Oh crap - was sure you had a daughter. Oh well - give him the hot cross buns. Just a little village green affair - you know the sort.

Well he's not my favourite chap, but what an innings Mr Pietersen! Double century - well done. make sledging while the sun shines

Oh the Sea Shell - perfect after a day at Lords. I think I must have been at Langan's at the same time as you mm - 'bout 20 years ago.

Anyone else enjoying this? Brendan - why is your daughter sleeping through the night? Disgraceful behaviour.

Okay mick mac - outside!

Sod being grown up. Put 'em in a hat and draw one out.

Silent Night, Holy Night Not a car nor plane in sight; Trains aren't running Nor is the bus - Once a year it's such a fuss. Skid on lethal streets, Skid on lethal streets.

How could I go to bed, too exciting. 245 all out. What a fantastic start - I hope their innings don't fall as quickly.

207 for 7. After those two quick wickets, my job is done and I'm going back to bed.