Peckhamgatecrasher

You could try dead sea skin products - they can sometimes help. A German acquaintance actually gets trips to Dead Sea funded by her gp equivalent.

You're so right, Tarot. Jason and the Argonauts terrified me when the skeletons jumped up.

No silly - pay attention. You said you were having your ear done.

Gold ring or diamond, Narnia?

Bollocks, prestidigitateur, fauteuil & mille-feuille.

Some by William Angel (opp Clockhouse)

Thanks James. Keep up the good work!

Is now the right time to sell my Delorean? Jah - was that Sean in the future?

Can;t believe he's 53 today. My only excuse is that I was 10 at the time.

Sean, Sean, I think Quids just called you a haemorrhoid!

Frankly Quids, I'm disappointed in this thread. I thought it was about voting scams in The Eurvision Song Contest.

Merv Hughes - now there's a thought!

that's them - it was a poor joke.

pet shop in indoor market, Rye Lane (the one near Argos). Not to be confused with the Agora indoor market which doesn't have a very good line in togas.

No, Tarot, you have to believe he was the Son of God. Some people, tcht!

I want one of those NOW please Hal - with a large box of Turkish Delight (feeling very Edmundish at the moment).

take one take two

Alas, I'm old enough. First thing that happened was that my photo of George Harrison fluttered off the bedroom wall on to my head and woke me up. Second was dear old Jimmy Young played my fave Beatle track on the way to school (There are places). Lastly, when I got home from school, I heard the news - couldn't believe it.

Try looking at YHA places. There is one in Thurnham, Kent (not far from Leeds Castle as it happens) which is also near a jolly good pub.

I could be wrong (ususally am) but I thought the names on the vandalised and dismantled monument were transferred to the new one by the southern gates. I certainly think the original area should be preserved and honoured appropriately, but unless you disinter the bodies and go for full dna process (a la Prince Philip and Romanovs) I don't see how you will identify the unmarked graves. My opinion is that it's not appropriate to do this - let them rest in peace literally.

Hi James, re suggestions for side pavements that need gritting, may I suggest the path that runs diagonally down the side of Goose Green playground? It still has impacted ice on it this evening and is a route used by many children on their way to the park and St John's School. thanks PGC

Don't rise to it HB - I'm sure he's joshing.

Fan heaters only ?11 in Lidl. Nowt wrong with a vest and a jumper.

Geoffry Boycott.

Oh my! What larks! What a joy exclamation marks are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!