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I've heard its quite hard to get up the oxo tower, but once you're up there and settled in, you can feel quite comfortable.

Wow.

Miss felt tip and myself are getting wed soon and we are having a very small church service followed by a meal with immediate family. We would also like to have, the following night, in central London a party for our mates. How would you word the invite to the party to make it clear its just an after party as such without making it sound naff? I.e. You aren't invited to the actual wedding.... thinking of hiring Rules cocktail bar but other tips would be great.

like the middle of my back, daizie?

I'll get caught.

Just watched first four episodes of breaking bad. Wow. Its Brilliant!

The greens cookbook is very good

I think you started this thread to try and ignite a feud you think you have with cate. Not very christmassy.

But then what? not alot you can do aside from accusing hIm of theivery. Put it down to experience and write DO NOT LEAVE WITH CHORING NEIGHBOUR on future delivery instructions.

Stay away from Oxford Street. Repeat stay away from Oxford Street.

For the literary among you peter howarth's "anthology of new writing - Fatherhood" was very good. Not much practical info but some stirring stuff.

if you had some androgynous house-husband running around in a pinnie cleaning and wiping and polishing like a trussed up washer woman you'd be shacking up with Colin your yoga teacher in 5 minutes flat.

i saw three old ladies on a park bench when a man in a trench-coat stood in front of them and flashed. it was quite a shock to them - two of them had a stroke. the other one couldnt reach.

Cheers Jeremy. Will do that boxing day with my turkey and apricot pie. Winner

Thanks everyone. It will be my new year resolution. Tarot -I am male.

i had a manicure once and it stopped me biting for about a week as I lovingly cultivated my newly beautiful cuticles... however, the moment a bit of nail extended over the fleshy stub of my digits I hacked away at it like a rabid dingo.

I am literally on the edge of my seat awaiting any cures you may have for my chronic nail-biting. Thanks in advance.

Jeremy - please tell me more about this almond creation.

That's a poor show. It can't cost much to just do something small as a gesture. He'd probably get it back tenfold in morale and loyalty.

there was a note on mine that said: "I slid in the snow and hit your car. A few people saw me do it and they think Im writing you a note leaving my details. Well Im not."

stirred through with loads of pepper, butter and crispy bacon.

(tu)Thanks

god Quids my Mum is in her 40s and she loves going 'skanking' with all her pals.

No 16 "Hotel. Park Lane. You owe me ?1500."

yes pinot goes very well with turkey I find. traditionally Lambrini in our household though - in ancient wine glasses.