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felt-tip

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  1. Should it not be a badge of honour?
  2. this thread has got bad vibes
  3. this means we'll actually have to qualify for 2018 and 2022 now. Jaysus.
  4. I bought a lovely looking ceramic vibrator but I took it back because it chipped my teeth.
  5. the biggest cock I've ever seen is in Cerne Abbas.
  6. not being able to make it into work yesterday I watched "House Gift" It was fantastic.
  7. what a ray of sunshine in the morning, ey?
  8. When I see friends and colleagues I usually just casually drop a shoulder, raise a non-threatening fist and utter 'word'. It doesn't invite a response and looks cool as mustard.
  9. the vet.
  10. a snowman turns to another snowman: can you smell carrots?
  11. I walked from the Plough to ED station and it was shut - so walked to Camberwell Green and got a 35 to Liverpool St. Total journey time 2 hours.
  12. ...like a Cadburys Creme Egg advert. How do you tug yours?
  13. a thread about female masturbation and masturbation tools was always going to attract controversy. If I started a thread about my wonderful squidgy mega-vag that comes in a can and is heated up in warm water and about how I have squirty orgasms (every time no less) I think there might be some pretty vocal opposition from both sexes. I have enjoyed this thread though and haven't been offended at all. :)
  14. our places usually allows one day off due to serious snow disruption but then you need to figure out alternatives for any days after that or take it as holiday which I think is fair.
  15. the majority of women have never had an orgasm? although I fully believe that to be the case with the few fair maidens that I have engaged in congress with I can't believe that it is the case generally.
  16. got to LB at 6pm last night and no trains running so walked to Walworth Road and caught the 12 to Camberwell Green and then walked to ED. Got in at 7pm and got some exercise.
  17. felt-tip

    Complaining

    If you start with something like "I have used your company many times before and always been very happy with the service I have received, however, regretfully, I have to inform you of a recent experience I have had that has given me cause to raise a greivance..." it can get better results.
  18. I'd go all Gok on their ass. I'm not sure that would be exactly what they were after. LM - good response. I didn't mean what I said. Just throwing around some O level psychology.
  19. If your experiences are that people are ill-equipped to deal with your version of the truth then why do you dispense it so freely - especially when your version of the truth is not necessarily the actual truth? Do your truth-dispensing crusades hint at an inability to confront your own insecurities? To put on to other people 'hard truths' to deal with so that you don't have to address your own?
  20. you are conflating belief and truth
  21. I think legalbeagle has it. Also worth remembering that you usually aren't asked for your opinion so saying something unsolicitited and unpleasant to someone and then just saying 'I was just being honest' is a pretty low thing to do.
  22. some men don't - seriously. I have mates who are all like 'that's an exit - not an entrance.' these people tend to be slightly dim public school boys. probably bad memories.
  23. a little white lie never hurt anybody. "You look great in that outfit." "Of course I still love you and the kids." "I was with Dave all night. I have never even heard of a Teresa."
  24. everything seemed to be working fine today though. I even took the train today rather than risk the slippery roads on my pushbike and it was fine.
  25. Look at this guy having fun with a Rampant Rabbit. It's a big one too! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VE6j6FWKRC0/SegkLvrl9oI/AAAAAAAAAkg/OHlPCArpGMY/s400/giant-rabbit2.jpg
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