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I second Hoa Viet - just close your eyes if you are going to use the toilet there

mattham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love my iPhone; but then I am a mac geek, and > would probably buy iTrousers or an iHat if such > things existed. I think bon3yard has some iMagicbeans for sale in the offered section Having endured many 'Smart' phones over the last few years and gone back to me old basic nokia from each one, I'm upgrading to a Samsung i780

Are you going to give your sister as a reward?

Norhternmonkey I never mentioned social or affordable did I? There's a general lack of one and two bed properties in areas like this, which suprise suprise is why developers are turning houses into flats. If there were enough supply maybe they would become more affordable. Would I be making a random sweeping statement by calling you a tit? You're so annoying I might start parking in your road for the sake of it.

I didn't realise that it was compulsary to have a car when you move into a flat. I would have thought if you surveyed the majority of small flat owners in SE22 they don't have a car, but most large houses are occupied by families who have one or more. I can't see why parking problems would be the issue here, surely the problem we have is a lack of housing?

I looked into it and got quite close to having it done, then I realised how many of the people who worked in the clinics I spoke to wore glasses

My girlfriend and I decided to go the star chart route now, she changed our son's nappy 5 times in a row so i've given her three stars (2 more and I won't make her sweep the chimney this week)

Think you should change title to 'other kids parents' Our little one is just over a year old and I have to say that it's taken a bit of adjustment to see how others discipline him for example my girlfriend's mum does a little mock slap on his hand when he's done something wrong it didn't really register at first but he started doing the same thing to us if he didn't fancy eating his dinner etc. The good thing is it's a good excuse to keep the in-laws away;-) A friend of ours has a couple of kids and he and his wife are a lot stricter with them than I'd want to be. The kids are lovely, very polite and well behaved almost to the point that they don't express themselves properly and when we meet up I find myself telling them to lighten up a little and they take it with good grace, but I honestly don't know how I'd react if someone said that I should be more or less strict with my kids.

Hi I was involved in car crash yesterday, a driver came fast out of a side road without looking. She admitted fault and there were witnesses who backed this up. The car I was driving was a hire car and was totally wrecked I'm ok apart from a pretty sore back that means I'm unlikely to be able to drive for a few days, I don't want to put in any compansation claim or anything like that but do you think I would be entitled to claim back cab fares etc until I'm able to drive again? thanks

Please do not be conned into parting with any money to this charlatan and his Titan Ant backbones, less than 2 years, but greater than 27 days ago I won an eBay auction where I had bid 5 monkeys and half a stoat for what was described as the only example of it's kind left not to be owned by Isla St Clair Three weeks after winning the auction the said 'backbone' arrived. All seemed well to my untrained eye, the backbone was mounted on a carved wooden plinth on which its Latin name inscribed (in biro). For the whole of that summer my home was the hottest place to be in town, partially because I lived above a bakery and my windows had been nailed shut, but mainly because of my prized Fakir Titanus Hugantus. I was on first name terms with many of the rich and famous, including Cher, Bono and Sting, the latter and his wife never failed to impress the crowds with their 'biggest sting bone in the room' gag, oh how we laughed as he dropped his pants for the eighty seventh time. Then autumn arrived and with it a visit from my friend who worked for the Natural History museum, an expert in crustaceans, arthropods and cross-dressing bingo. On her arrival I stood back awaiting her admiration and praise and allowed her to remove the velveteen covering herself. She let out a loud hysterical screech, which melted into unstoppable laughter ?you idiot I can?t believe you could be fooled into paying good money for this! ? It transpired that in the early nineteen eighties David Attenborough?s famous scenes of frolicking in the jungle with Gorillas had been faked in a disused car spraying garage in Forest Hill. Unknown to David and his crew that the residue of a paint used for Ford Cortinas (Varicose blue) bore the same chemical properties of the scent secreted by female gorillas during the mating season. All was going well until the heat of the camera lights caused a small reaction in the paint and an even larger reaction in the gorillas. I don?t think I need to go into greater detail suffice to say the gorillas insatiable sexual apatite could only be tamed by promises of a 3 caramacs and a strawberry calipo (and please Google sort it out kids could be innocently searching for the frozen chemical based iced treat) Twelve days later (the human/gorilla hybrid gestation period is very short) David gave birth to a Goriliman. Forced into hiding David had to think of a way to provide for this hairy beast (from the age of 14 he could be set into the wild, which he was and carved a career presenting football shows on Sky) He gathered around the greatest scientific minds of his generation, Steven Hawking, Carol Voderman and that bloke off of the Krypton Factor and together they forged a cunning plan???????to be continued

v nice I'm sure I've seen the jumper photo in 'readers modest wives' :))

How about 'The Flake' "The ice cream man gave me a 99 and his sister was very nice to me indeed"

Yeah I think he'll play Pennant just to stretch them a bit and try to stop them piling forward for the early goal. Just a shame Kewell doesn't look like he's ever going to regain his form would be nice to have the both of them bombing down each side. A bit worried we might try 3 centre backs tonight though not a time to experiment. BTW it's Carra's 100th European game tonight first red to hit the target, true legend who's probably only now going to get serious competion for a place in the team over the next 12 months. I think we'll score 2 tonight Gerrard and Hyppia

It's a shame Alonso is out the last few weeks have shown how much we missed him when he was injured/out of form, let's hope the baby brings out the same sort of form Garcia hit once his little 'un was born. I'm not sure Babel will start due to the fact he tends to fade after 60mins and any mistakes could be v costly, although I think he's physically getting stronger now and starting to show his class.

We could organise the worlds biggest conga, I'm sure Ken wouldn't object to closing down central London for the day

Hi Mockney My Girlfriend is Spanish and the consulate have messed up her vote by post, no chance of voting on her behalf? I'm sure she wants to vote for the My family cannot talk at a reasonable volume party

I'm guessing she dressed like that as she could get through security easier that in a Neds Atomic Dustbin T-shirt?

the frog on the green in nunhead has lovely sausages only a few types at a time but they change a lot, (they also have really good selection of cheese there I noticed that the prices are about a third cheaper than mootown's) and the van on northcross rd has really nice ones (try the italian one's)

Even the Sultana Brunei couldn't afford the rents on that place

How could they have carried on given the currant climate

We went last year and found a private apartment rental on www.craigslist.com really cool place in the village one bed in fantastic location all for arouns $120 a night for the 2 of us couple of things that you might not normally do that I'd recommend the tenement museum and the ethnic food walking tour good luc and enjoy yourselves

but the staff from Foxtons stay on running the place, the 'large platter big enough for a young family' consists of a single sushi roll, the barstaff play 'Simply the best' over the sound system on a loop whilst giving themselves a thumbs up in the mirrors behind the bar and ED is swamped by Minis that smell of fish. I wish Harry Kewell could play like he did at Leeds

Accept it and sell it on ebay. they are ten a penny now even Noel Gallagher has one.

I wish I had an orange instead of a head

take a hint from Domitianus' story clean the toilet with his toothbrush