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As my nan always used to say 'You don't want your dentist doing Charlie do yer?'

Yeah but the Illuminati faked the moon landings right?

Staring at a peanut

I didn't miss one

I look forward to not seeing you there

Yes, still an obnoxious prick but not the idiot we have today

An interesting article says that the Donald is exhibiting signs of dementia: 'forgetfulness, volatility, irritability, impulsivity and paranoia; anxiety about stairs, poor concentration and degraded syntax... small vocabulary and fragmented sentences.' The writer says that in 1998, the Don was on Oprah Winfrey and he was 'lucid, coherent - almost articulate.'

Trump, terrorists, elections, Brexit, we need a bloody drink

'publically funded social care provision for those unlucky enough to develop a slow degenerative illness in old age.' This barely exists. If you have the money you pay for it. End of

Prefab Museum with a handy map http://www.prefabmuseum.uk/map/

The 'tailor' was a heavily perfumed man in a dark room full of porn and jeans

They won't need to impeach him. We might yet get to see the Donald dragged out of his tower in handcuffs. A Dutch documentary is dishing the dirt

Mr. Biggles would sort them out https://www.petrescue.com.au/listings/543388

We used to tank up and down the fields on a Dandy moped, then I had an NSU Quickly on which I'd visit my girlfriend's house five miles away. Aged 15, no helmet, no lights. I saved up ?11 for a BSA Bantam but the old man wouldn't let me have it so I bought a pair of boots instead. Briefly, there was a Matchless 250 twin that I kept around a mate's house. Dad asked why I needed a Belstaff. Back in the day, I was drinking with friends at the Grove on Lordship Lane and we were admiring the bikes over the road at Streamline. They dared me to and slightly tanked up, I went over and bought a Honda XR 250 trials bike on the never never. I used it to commute to Oxford Street but then realised I suffered from chronic road rage and was probably going to die so I got rid of it. Amazingly I only ever fell off once.

Hotspur and Victor should do it. Not the Eagle though

Ezekiel? Zeus? Cain, Loki. I guess they could get madder. Frank Zappa's daughter was called Moon Unit I think I'll change the thread name

'So he rejects the deployment of charisma' That's handy

T'was the cleaning lady's sons

Thick crust

A mate of mine swears this is true. He was at a BBQ at Terry Jones's house in Grove Park. And so was Terry's cleaning lady and her young sons. He says Terry came out from the kitchen with a tray and shouted to the boys 'Ghengis! Adolf! Pizza!

'Recommendations' damn it

Oh, I like that Ralph and Lauren, completely feasible. Vera and Wang probably less so

I read 'landmine problems' in Barry Road?

I just heard a kid call his mate 'Ned.' That's a pretty old fashioned name whose time has come again seemingly. My gran was called Bertha (Bert) and her brothers were Ernest, Hubert, Fred and Walter. Are those names you hear in the school playground these days? Could a proud parent look down into a cot and say 'Let's call her Bert'? Clarence? Winifred?

That's a belter