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steveo

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  1. steveo

    Haircuts

    Is UncleBen related uncleglen?
  2. Does 'stay at home mother' in this instance mean 'can't get work?'
  3. I assume you'll be camped out at the V&A Strafer
  4. I went to this one They haven't seemed the same since Pink Floyd and Donovan also played
  5. Coogan's Partridge I loathe him so much, I can't like Coogan Is comedy supposed to be repellant?
  6. If you didn't exist, we'd have to make you
  7. steveo

    crime

    OK, he wasn't really dead; I moved his head when I got off the bus and he made a little gasping sound. And so did I
  8. Didn't Prince Charles say, "Look I meant sack my cook."
  9. steveo

    crime

    The last time I got on the night bus it was very cold. Having waited for it for an hour, the cops descended on it at Victoria and kept us waiting 45 minutes. An old bloke got on with a violin in a polythene bag, talked to himself and chain smoked Bensons, and the young chap next to me sagged over, put his head on my shoulder, murmured something and died. I think this might be worth its own thread.
  10. steveo

    crime

    Would the proximity of a police station have prevented the stabbing?
  11. However, my opinion is worthless since I loathe all of them just about a week after they get famous. But they do acquire that cat that got the cream look pretty quickly don't they? Apart from Jerry Sadowitz and maybe Bernard Manning
  12. That's it, the pope intends to declare war on the college to capture the James Caird and exchange it for a Falkland, so the council has drained the pond to prevent them dropping the Belgrano II into it from a submarine. Mmm, these blotters are chewy.
  13. It's Ivor Cutler!
  14. On Lordship next to the Palmerston, down the steps and mind your head
  15. The last time I ventured down into the ex Dreamachine dungeon, there were a couple of blokes mending hi fi and mixing desks, and generally soldering and sticking valves into things. Mmm, solder. It took me right back. I think they need our support
  16. Loughborough Hotel. I fell down the stairs there. Everyone thought that was very funny for some reason
  17. What about the Bon Bonne? (which was in Herne Hill and nowhere near Lordship Lane)
  18. steveo

    helium?

    Are you thick?
  19. steveo

    helium?

    That was helpful Kingy
  20. steveo

    helium?

    Don't use helium http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/a-ballooning-problem-the-great-helium-shortage-8439108.html
  21. steveo

    David Bowie...

    Tony Parsons is a gobshite and has a fake stutter
  22. steveo

    A Few Jokes

    Nothing, nada, niet
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