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steveo

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  1. ...baby hanging on by its teeth
  2. Granddad
  3. Granddad used to put his clothes over his jim jams to go to work at the quarry, then take them off and get dressed again when he came home for his breakfast (in a gravel lorry)
  4. Sign this please people 24 Hours to Save Our Fish http://www.avaaz.org/en/eu_save_our_fish_a/?fLcbrab&pv=37
  5. Bligh
  6. I couldn't possibly comment
  7. It was all much more fun before the working classes got involved
  8. steveo

    The Swiss...

    Quite possibly they're all different. The one I knew was different.
  9. My fire has been as good as gold for years but in the last three weeks it is belching smoke into the room. It has been windy lately but I'm sure this has never happened on windy days before. The chimney sweep did his thing yesterday but it's still happening. Anyone else?
  10. In Djibouti the men sit doing nothing all morning waiting for the lunchtime khat plane from Ethiopia, then they sit doing nothing except chewing all afternoon. Meantime, their kids are starving. In the evening, they go home and force themselves on a woman Although I shouldn't generalise...
  11. That's it, cat logs! Put them into moulds and dry them out. It needn't be cruel
  12. My cat is a murdering bastard and its running costs are probably more than a child. It attracts feral Toms to come a calling and piss all over my flat. If I didn't already have one, I wouldn't have one.
  13. steveo

    Rugby matters

    Like
  14. Yes, I've been in a Moroccan police station while the senior officer told me in French that if I didn't shut my mouth he was going to personally kick me to death. I replied, 'Pardon monsieur, je ne comprends pas,' but I'd comprended alright. I was scared
  15. What about jerk child and ting?
  16. I got marooned in the Chilterns and had to eat my own child type thing (That actually happened)
  17. steveo

    David Bowie...

    Let me know first Strafer
  18. Next thing you'll be suggesting the vegetarian alternatives are horse
  19. david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does getting lost in bear-infested woods in > Transylvania whilst sh*t-faced on cheap vodka > count? > > No, on reflection, probably not. Being drunk with bears is way better than just being with bears And Kruger, top story. Why the hell... etc?
  20. Cat pigeons. This one will run and run
  21. I would love a clever forumite to superimpose this on today's map
  22. Hard to make out but it might be the Dulwich wart hog
  23. How could you tell; was he wearing shorts?
  24. I think you've got one
  25. And from whence did you get my email address?
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