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steveo

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  1. steveo

    Scary pubs

    Everyone knows the Elephant and Castle is called that because an elephant once used to live in... a... castle there
  2. Master and Commander
  3. steveo

    Scary pubs

    I nearly lost my teeth to the blunt end of a pool cue in the George in Tower Bridge Road not so long ago. It has sort of pikey/NF vibe if you like that sort of thing.
  4. I don't think there are any
  5. You're that guy
  6. Could the judge in the Margaret Moran case, Justice Saunders, be related to the only man to recover from Alzheimer's Ernest Saunders?
  7. 'a 6?1 black guy in the woods whacking a 50 year odd woman with a branch' Do you want to rephrase that?
  8. Rather thrillingly, I've just spotted a couple of them wobbling around the park. Can you rent a unicycle in the park or did they bring their own? Does one need lessons? What are the advantages apart from reduced tyre wear? Is it slightly erotic? How did they meet?
  9. Marmite but dad definitely did
  10. Does anyone use butter?
  11. Noted El Pibe. But do you think Los Lobos could have written anything on Bridge Over Troubled Water? Anyway, accusing Paul Simon of plagiarism is as ridiculous as me claiming that Julien Temple nicked my book's title for his London documentary
  12. They did an interview once where the guy said, 'Which ones did you write Art?' Paul said, 'Actually, I wrote them.' The interviewer said to Art, 'Yeah, but you wrote some of them right?' And Paul said, 'No, I wrote them all.'
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    Game birds

    Usually it's in the pot with them but foolishly I opted to roast and they were indeed tough. However the remains are currently making a hearty stew so all is not lost. It all started so well. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?20,file=72237
  14. I'll give you a pony for it
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    Game birds

    Four pheasants for a tenner in Herne Hill Woosh!
  16. The customers used to openly skin up in the Denman Arms
  17. The police like monstering 'celebs' they always have and they always will.
  18. We're all thinking of the children Pibe but isn't it a little odd that not many High Court judges or merchant bankers and their like have been arrested in the current cull? Or does Operation Yewtree have Jimmy Saville's little black book?
  19. In the 60s the Met were given orders from above to 'bag a pop star' for drugs possession. This looks like a revisit to me. Mix it up with a prurient press and a compensation culture and hold your nose
  20. Is it just for chicks bro?
  21. I've got an air gun if you want to shoot it
  22. Acid drops. I think they used the stuff out of car batteries.
  23. Nick at Prettys greengrocers in North X rd has just told me they are delivering up until Xmas eve. Home deliveries...mmmm. Then he flogged me an ugly looking celariac
  24. Going faster and faster trying to catch that little bloke on the green bike... She'll do well and no Dragons involved!
  25. Alcoholism, or liking a drink as we call it round here, was not considered a disease
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