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Because I was saying something different. What kind of council foreman sends the chaps out on litter patrol in the snow? Almost anything else would be less futile.

Two mornings this week, men with litter picking up sticks have walked past the house as I've been digging out the car. I dunno but is litter a priority right now? And how do they find it? Perhaps they have some crisp bag detection device. Sometimes the council is just plain dumb, other times, its behaviour passeth all understanding.

Snowvember until midnight and then Movember is over

I have Virgin Cable in one room and I want it in another as well. If I buy a Virgin Plus box on Ebay, can I watch a different channel in each room?

I saw a little kid fall over in the street the other day and thought, 'Apple Z'

I wouldn't start from here

I've only recently found out it's not Cross Incontinents

Make your own. First take an ox...

Museums and galleries should charge again. Seems to me 90% of the visitors clogging up the Tates/National etc. are well heeled tourists. Why do we subsidise them?

Get Homefire from CPL delivered to a bunker near you. I've been happily burning it for twenty years man and boy.

Always a pleasure to help out the cash strapped nationals with feature ideas

Tbey 'worked' into the wee smalls. Must have been waiting for the double bubble

When mother went doolally, I was told by the shrink that I had to inform DVLA who took away her licence. She swore she'd never forgive me but then for some reason forgot

You bring the cakes John and I'll roll some fags

The three chaps who manifestly aren't fixing the gas leak outside my house for the past three months are reading their papers in the van. One of them theoretically operates the digger, one of them sometimes gets into the hole and then gets out, but the third chap's function is puzzling. He occasionally eats a cake and every now and again gets the ginger one in a headlock. Frequently they all talk on their phones and sometimes a fourth one arrives and they all stare into the hole and smoke cigarettes. Sometimes I think I should invite them in. It must be cold out there.

C'mon, cough up the blog address please. You know you want to

Nice one Bob, I'd never heard of iplayer grabber

Elope

Ooh get you. I look quite fresh today

Same tired faces shovelling the same old shit: Monty, Jamie, Stephen, the book of the series blah blah. I need a drink

Yerp and the bastid probably got a fat fee.

Stayed in last night. Never doing that agin.

I'm not in the flogging loop

Monty Don is flogging a cook book in case you hadn't noticed. Miles of free time on Breakfast, stuffing his face on Saturday Kitchen with that (olive) oily car salesman James Martin, and wall to wall BBC radio probably. Ordinary folk are also invited to go on Saturday Kitchen but I don't suppose they'd let you flog your book

Got any pictures?