TheArtfulDogger

what - and go home with a Skoda Fabia .... WOW that would be lucky

I want to go to this party !!! who knows I may go home with a Ford Capri !!!

I am still confused who has won what so far Oh can I have 83 and if we can still donate numbers to other people - in memory of Wolfie (RIP) can we give him 617 (roger roger wilco skipper bombs away) :-S

it had all gone quiet what's happening did anyone win is it time for the pub yet

the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish had it away with the spoon !:)

unlike "Emma" we didn't make a "drama" out of a crisis

i would like to give Katie 1 !

katie is that your bust size in feet ? I claim the rice cooker if I am right

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > GRRR...yousa know I is sayin init...! lol > > Are you a religious dogger yourself? Yes, I attend the Church of the Poison Mind at least once a year and without fail every 6 months I take a bath (regardless if I need it or not)

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Halal ia cruel to animals. We have strict rules > about how animals are slaughtered to make the > killing as humane as possible yet pamper to > religious nonsense for other animals. I am totally confused now JQKD Are you implying that we now take the animals religion into account when we slaughter it ? Halal Chickens Hindu Cows Coy Carp Church of England Steak and Kidney pies and my favourite Pigs that are Jewish (that must get confusing for them - do they put their Koppel's on before or after they visit the abbatiour ?) It sounds more like a script from Monty and his flying python (or similar)

so when and how is the draw going to happen I think you should film it to make sure it is real and then get someone famous (Dulwich Mum ?) to be the voice of the balls !

Here I sit all broken hearted Paid ten pence and only farted :-$

new balls please umpire !

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...the poor lamb.. Mary had a little lamb, she though he was quite silly she threw him up in the air and caught him by his Willy was a little dog sitting on the grass Along came a bumble bee and stung him up the Ask no questions tell no lies, I saw Woof doing up his Flies are a pain, wasps are worse and that's the end of my little verse © junior school 1951

felt-tip Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i remember seeing an article about how live stray > dogs were used as shark bait - with the hook put > through their noses and then pulled along at high > speed. Its frantic, terrified thrashing is > apparently quite a temptation for sharks. Keep > your eyes open people. that is what I was talking about !!! punch em on the nose

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lozenge That's Silver sorted - what about Orange and Purple ?

if attacked by a shark - punch it on the nose ::o

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > quids, daizie... daizie, quids are you trying to imply that quids and daizie are both TV Repairmen too .... wow careful that (s)he doesn't sue you for that !!!

hmmm... good point quids maybe it is one of those TV repairmen type people ?

you mus be a woman as men can't multitask !!! >:D

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've got a cock that likes to go out fighting > three or four times a week and I've no way of > stopping him. What should I do? is he the cock o' t' north ? If so make him wear a jacket as northerners won't be seen dead in a jacket !!

I once trained my stick insect to attack dogs and get stuck in their throats ... sadly 'tree fella' died when he tried it on a french poodle ... kind of sad really

I deduced the ending from the clues in the first episode (go back and watch again and you will understand)

hey I'd like a babycham

oh how exciting I would like my age please '109' (in artful dogger years !! )