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There is a whole fleet of pristine second world war tanks located in An underground bunker under Sydenham woods. That's what a friend of mine who is into the second world war history told me.no idea if it's true

Deter burglars by placing a card in your kitchen window which reads 'No valuables kept in the house overnight.'

'Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.' ...a mild cigar from Benson and Hedges.

Two Dick Dastardly classics for the price of one: 'Drat, drat and double drat' And 'Mutleyyy....do something'

Yeah, wonder why the thread I started about famous people doing ordinary stuff has been locked? Anyway 'I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky forum administrators'

'That's another fine mess you've gotten me into'

Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing number plate.

Oh yeah, and a friend of mine who is a waitress said she once waited on Gary Lineker and he didn't tip.

Last week I was in a pub in Bayswater and I saw Shaw Taylor knocking back the the G&Ts I actually went up to him and said 'keep em peeled'. He seemed delighted that someone had remembered this catchphrase and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I also once saw the lead singer of the stereophonics in a chip shop in herne hill. He ordered saveloy and chips. I wonder if anyone else has ever seen a celebrity in a normal everyday situation doing ordinary every day things.

I'd be keen on this as well, especially the embroidery. :)

It was a kids TV programme in the late seventies where a bunch of kids hung out on a double decker bus. I was pretty young at the time but I do vagulely remember it and remember they were always saying he used to be in it when Aswad was played on the radio.

Don't waste money on gift vouchers this christmas. Try giving bank notes. These are available in a variety of sizes, colours and denominations, and are accepted by most high street shops.

He used to be in the double deckers. :)

Who said used tampons were useless? A spot of glue and half a tube of glitter transforms them into ideal christmas decorations.

Avoid backache from bendng to pick your tomatoes. Simply dig a trench four feet deep alongside your plants. Step into the trench and you'll find your tomatoes are conveniently at chest height.

Collect your farts in sandwich bags during the winter. Store them in a safe place, and come summer these handy 'pump packets' will make ideal firelighters for barbeques etc.

When boiling an egg in the morning, save time by popping a tea bag and a drop of milk into the saucepan. Hey presto! A boiled egg and a ready-made cup of tea.

Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know

My next door neighbour has got his own catchphrase. Whenever I bump into him, if it's been raining, without fail he'll say 'nice weather for ducks'.

Take the trauma out of serious road accidents by replacing your driver's airbag with a large whoopee cushion. You'll still be laughing even while you're being cut from the wreckage.

Surprise your teenage son by putting cigarettes instead of candles on his birthday cake. Everybody cheer as he lights his first one up.

Smokers.Wear a golf visor between your nose and top lip to keep your cigarette dry in the shower.

haha that's actually a good tip if you've seen my driving. :-$

God I know it make me very unfashionable and uncool, but I like Lifted by the Lighthouse family. :-$

Busy executives. Don't buy a daschshund. Their amusing shape means they take 50 per cent longer to stroke than other dogs, and time is money.